"NOW JUST A DADBURNED MINUTE THERE,MISSY!" shouted the knight, holding her @ arms length again. "If you wanna smack someone, go smack my clone he's the one who plugged me w/ those lovey arrows to begin with!" The knight set RF down somewhere and shimmied up a tall tower lookin' thingy. He pulled out his new n' trusty secret weapon, which he kept close by. It was...A BOTTLE OF HABANERO HOT SAUCE!!
Everyone looked up when the saw the green movement to see the devastatingly hot stuff. "GET THAT THING AWAY FROM HIM!HE'LL LIKELY USE IT!!!" Screamed Curumo, as the knight took off the cap. "Now then...Once I-GAAAAAH!!!!!" He shouted as RF had pulled out a chainsaw and was trying to cut down the tower. "How can she-Anywho...BONZAI!!!" He said w/ a leap! He jumped off the tower and landed next to the chasm and helped Unleavened up. He opened a little slot in her lightsaber and put a drop of Habanero hotsauce in. "This outta fix Curumo good!" He turned to RF, who was madder than a...er, reguardless, the knight had no wish to try to outmanuever a talking mouse w/ a chainsaw, so he turned round and whipped out a borrito! "Try it!" he said, stuffing it in the lady of the Green Kirte's mouth before she could protest. "GULP!" Her face turned red..."WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!PUT IT OUT!!!!WATER!!!MILK!!!GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" She shouted and ran round the room, smoke started to fill the air. "Watch it, she could explode!" Said Elindil, who was about to waylay a goon, and the smoke filled the room rapidly and soon everyone was staggering round. "I GOT ONE!!!" Shouted Unleavened, who bopped someone! "OW!UNLEAVENED IT'S ME!" Shouted Ben, whom Unleavened had gotten in the haze. "We wants it...we needs it.." "CLANG!" Apparently Smeagol had tried to steal the knight's hot sauce, but mistakenly grabbed RF's Cd, and was bopped atop his head by Curumo, who thought he was Unleavened! "WHERE IS SHE!!!?" Elindil shouted, bopping two people simultaneously. Unfortunately she'd bopped Bilbo's trunk and one of Ben's stormtroopers. "I GOT HER!!!!I GOT THE GREEN LADY!!!" Shouted RF, who had Dernhelm in a headlock
The knight slipped away in the smoke, and, decloaking a small starfighter he headed for a far off world, namely Narnia
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