Thou art banned, for thou hast not bowed unto the Tongue. Honor it! For the Tongue may give unto life, and liberty, and the pursuit of happiness: yea, all good things in frequently-misinterpreted government documents. Yield thyself unto the Tongue!
You are banned for opposing the DLR.
Glen wants us to say "Thou art banned" if we join this thread. We refuse.
We have placed tape over her mouth in order to rectify the situation.
You are banned, for you do not always oppose us. You do not use the Tongue of Shakespeare. You shall be subsumed by the DLR. Prepare yourself.