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[GondorGirl]

Yes. This probably means I would die if I was in a horror movie...

Would you spend the night alone in Fangorn Forest?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Maybe. It depends on the alternative.

What is HB doing right now?

 

[Glenburne]

Breathing, unless the DLR find him before I finish typing this. Then he will bleed for a short time instead.

Why is an animal one of the Seven Deadly Sins? It seems terrifically unfair to zookeepers.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Don't know, don't care.

Why are Thursdays always so disappointing?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Because they are still 2 whole days away from the weekend.

Why doesn't the sun go north to south, instead of east to west?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Because it's got its priorities straight.

What was that noise?

 

[GondorGirl]

Daleks. It's always daleks.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

The Dark Lord.

Who is the worst pirate, Captain hook or Long John Silver?

 

[GondorGirl]

Captain Hook. Long John Silver is one of the absolute best villains of all time.

Would you like to play Scrooge in our performance of the Christmas Carol?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Love to. Though if you're looking for a prolific actor with gloomy, pessimistic profiles, you'll want to check with Glen first.

Why did JFK really have to die?

 

[Glenburne]

It was necessary to achieve the greater good. Just ask his assassin.

Why won't Angela Merkel dye her hair green?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Because it's already been decided that the physical anomaly people should make fun of in the absence of any glaring political errors should be her hairstyle, the Merkelian Triangle.

Who are the people that create a demand for Christmas candy in September?

 

[Glenburne]

I'm not sure; I forgot to ask their names before I killed them.

Is stealing legal?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Stealing used to be illegal before someone stole the i and the l. So now it's legal and the culprits can never be held to account.

Which color do you associate with Geography?

 

[Glenburne]

Piggish cow. Which is similar to a downish weather.

Why does the president pardon the Thanksgiving turkey?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Because Edward Snowden is hiding in it.

Why don't people do as they're told?

 

[GondorGirl]

Because they're told not to from a young age.

No wait...

Would you like to join me in creating paradoxes?

 

[Sopespian]

Would you like to join me in creating paradoxes?

Yes and no.

Where is the best place to eat a sandwich?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Sandwich in Kent.

What do the other planets think of Earth?

 

[GondorGirl]

We really don't want to know right now.

If one hand claps in a forest and no one is around to hear it what sound does it make?