Cheese Whiz II

[lieke]

Olorinsesss, look over there *Olorinsesss looks*

*grabs CW and runs*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*was looking at weapons depot* *grabs bazooka, 2 nukes & a tank*

KABOOOM!!

*catches CW as it comes flying back*

 

[Dernhelm]

*notes the bomb lying beside Olórin's feet*



BOOM!

*Grabs CW*

 

[lieke]

Wait! How can it be that Olorinsesss was hit by the bomb, and CW was fine? You are harming CW!

*goes back in time*

*ties Dernhelm to Olorinsesss*

BOOM!
*grabs CW right before Olorinsesss and Dernhelm are swung off a cliff by the bomb*

*runs*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

...only to fall off the same cliff.

*steals the CW while Derny & Lieke are unconscious*

 

[lieke]

You can't! you are still tied up to Dernhelm!

*wakes up to see Olorinnetje D) struggle with ropes* *binds him again* *grabs CW and runs*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*busts ropes & lassos liekeje p)* *grabs CW and runs*

 

[Lossëndil]

*trips Olotin with rope, grabs CW and runs off*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*swings on a vine like Tarzan* *grabs CW and swings the other way*

 

[Dernhelm]

Wait! Time travel is allowed? WHY didn't you tell me this in the FIRST place???

*travels far, far back in time, before Lieke and Olórin and SG, etc., were alive* *hugs CW*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

...only to have her illusions shatter and find herself still bound at the bottom of a cliff.

And where did you get the idea that time travel was allowed?

 

[lieke]

*busts ropes & lassos liekeje p)* *grabs CW and runs*

That's wrong

It's only alowed for me, i bought the rights...

*arrests Dernhelm for using time travel* *gets CW*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*gets FBI identity* *confiscates CW for investigation*

 

[Dernhelm]

*gets the OCBI to confiscate the CW*







































Do you mean to say that you don't know what the OCBI is?

...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Nope. We all know it stands for Oscillating Cranberry Bureau of Instigators.

*keeps running w/ CW*

 

[Dernhelm]

It's the Otherworldly Creatures Bureau of Investigation. Much more powerful than the FBI!

*takes CW*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Har har. Well then, I'll just have to go outlaw.

*pirates spaceship & rockets off, after grabbing CW from Derny*

 

[Dernhelm]

*grinds teeth*

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

But - you don't need teeth to eat CW!

 

[Lossëndil]

*hijacks Star-destroyer and shoots down Olorin's ship* *gracs CW and flies off*