Hah, you're the queen of Post-It notes? What about me? I've got 'em stuck all over my wall and mirror! Twenty, at least!
I'd far rather dub you the Queen of Annoying Fluffy Pink Unicorns. (The dearth of punctuation in that title irks me. How 'bout the Queen of Annoying, Fluffy, Pink Unicorns? For short, I'll call you Qafpu.)
The twins have a slew of awful nicknames for me. I only have one mildly annoying one for Lyddi. I've threatened to email Chris and get some inside information which I can use against them, but I'm too shy. And good natured.