Granted, but now, you must keep this hidden from every one: your friends, your family, even JK Rowling, because even she doesn't know if he's evil. I would continue, but I have laundry, so I will be back
*runs to do laundry*
*runs back to post*
Ok, where were we? Ah, yes, the wish. You cannot tell JK Rowling, so you feel like you are going to burst. You infact do not burst, only catch on fire. A really hot firefighter saves your life, but they're married, so you feel sad. You forget about Snape and Harry Potter forever
I wish my grandparents had an internet connection, so I could continue to post here...
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