Person Below Me VII

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I think I've made myself clear....

TPBM now has a headache.
 
I, too, was once young and didn't go to the ant.

You know what, a headache would almost improve this day.

TPBM owns a French press (not the French press...).
 
No, I think I'm not guilty of this one, although it's apparently popular in certain quarters.

TPBM is guilty of putting cookies in their coffee.
 
Glenbaguette said:
although it's apparently popular in certain quarters.

What quarters? *sharpens crochet hooks*

Glenbollywood said:
TPBM is guilty of putting cookies in their coffee.

No. I'm not even guilty of putting cookies in my mouth. :(

TPBM is guilty of the enjoyment of black tea.
 
Not at all. *vomits in corner* That is my opinion of black tea unless it is heavily camouflaged by some sort of flavoring. Even sugar won't do it.

TPBM is guilty of putting sugar in their coffee.
 
No. I you want someone to do that, see my brother.

TPBM has eaten bitter strawberries.
 
No. That's too much like goals. I made a point of resisting all attempts to force me to set goals as a child. Not that I didn't have goals; I just didn't like calling them goals or telling other people about them.

TPBM likes giving to-do lists to other people.
 
Er, well, Wikipedia says "Current scientific consensus is that most, and perhaps all, cases of SHC involve overlooked external sources of ignition," and Wikipedia is obviously never wrong....

*follows Wikipedia trail* Ooh, apparently some of the most well known spontaneous animal explosions are the postmortem explosions of whales. GG would love this.

TPBM regularly gets lost following Wikipedia trails.
 
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