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Old 01-17-2016, 07:29 PM
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Hi, I'd like to order a baker's dozen of new members. A smattering of new game ideas. Do you sell Mafia games?

And hold the pickle.
I'm sorry, I am prohibited by law; I can't sell any new members to GG... It'll scare off new customers. Your reputation for eating things proceeds you. In fact, your picture is actually over there behind the bar.

I can get you those games though. The Last Post game is a little stale - I hope you don't mind. They come with a side salad and your choice of dressings. I recommend our cardigans, they are very good this season I have to say.

I have a sad story to tell you... No wait! We just got a new shipment of Mafia games... Be careful though, the after-taste sometimes gives our customers a bad case of betrayal and an acute pain in their backs.

Hold the WHAT?????!!! *Gives a dark look as I put in your order*

Oh, yeah, anything to drink?
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Old 01-17-2016, 08:12 PM
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Woah! Nobody told me about the mandatory dinner dates on Thursdays... How dear of the dlf to charge such confusing prices...
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Old 01-17-2016, 08:23 PM
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Woah! Nobody told me about the mandatory dinner dates on Thursdays... How dear of the dlf to charge such confusing prices...
He prefers to think of it as "visionary", "ground-breaking", "industry leading".. words that that... Just check out the review of out cafe in the latest edition of "Loonies I Have Lunched With" a wonderful magazine by Sir Roderick Glossop...

Now are you ordering something? If not, there's a $21.42 charge for every minute of air you breathe for non-ordering customers....
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Old 01-17-2016, 10:30 PM
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Old 01-17-2016, 10:37 PM
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I'm sorry, I am prohibited by law; I can't sell any new members to GG... It'll scare off new customers. Your reputation for eating things proceeds you. In fact, your picture is actually over there behind the bar.

I can get you those games though. The Last Post game is a little stale - I hope you don't mind. They come with a side salad and your choice of dressings. I recommend our cardigans, they are very good this season I have to say.

I have a sad story to tell you... No wait! We just got a new shipment of Mafia games... Be careful though, the after-taste sometimes gives our customers a bad case of betrayal and an acute pain in their backs.

Hold the WHAT?????!!! *Gives a dark look as I put in your order*

Oh, yeah, anything to drink?
Awwwwwwwwwwww. Well if I can't have new members, I suppose I'll just take the old rejects.

As far as drink, I would like some Pop stars.

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Hey! I'm quite sure this is one of those no-shirt-no-shoes-no-trousers no service kind of establishments. You're not allowed in here!
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Old 01-17-2016, 10:45 PM
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Very good entrance! You should be in an Oscar Wilde play.
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Very good entrance! You should be in an Oscar Wilde play.
Thank you very much.
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Or in one of his fairy tales. You could donate your soul somewhere and have a tragic death.
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Or you could stick with the play.
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