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View Poll Results: Which example is most indicative of how a Duffer's brain works?
Example 1 8 40.00%
Example 2 2 10.00%
Example 3 4 20.00%
All of the above 2 10.00%
None of the above 5 25.00%
Anybody want some pizza? Or donuts! I have donuts! 16 80.00%
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:23 PM
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*wanted a Greek salad* *got sugar instead* *is mad* *finds dill pickles* *eats dill pickles* *is happy* *blasts all sweet pickles to the netherworld, where they belong*
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Old 12-09-2017, 03:05 PM
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This was less fun than I thought it would be.

*dissolves sugar in coffee*

Here you go, Glen. Freshly brewed!
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Old 12-15-2017, 11:27 PM
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You ruined it!

Coffee should be pure and unadulterated.
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Old 12-17-2017, 02:51 PM
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An actual conversation I once had about coffee.

MF: I don't like flavored coffees. I'm a purist.

Friend: You take milk! You're not a purist!

So, do you take milk?
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Old 12-17-2017, 08:23 PM
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Nope. I drink it black. Hah.
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Old 12-28-2017, 02:40 PM
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Do you add water? Then you would also not be a purist.
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Old 01-03-2018, 11:20 PM
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Um...not adding water is called eating ground-up coffee beans, not drinking coffee. Coffee, by definition, is a beverage.
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Old 01-04-2018, 11:22 AM
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Coffee can be a color, a surname, the title of several songs, and a community in Georgia. I also found the "Coffee Cantata" by Bach and now I'm happy. Thank you for being imprecise.
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Old 01-04-2018, 11:26 PM
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...I liked Bach before, but I think he just went up ten notches.

The point is, the beverage coffee is, by definition, coffee-flavored water, and therefore there is nothing impure about having water in your coffee.
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Coffee should be as bitter as wormwood, and as sharp as a two-edged sword.

Or is that tea?
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