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Old 07-10-2005, 05:17 PM
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Default Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

Because I am totally bored, I decided to bring a game from another forum here to play. Its called Corrupt A Wish Game. The object of the game is to corrupt a wish in any way, shape or form you like, but you have to grant them their wish.

For example, if someone said "I wish for a house"

...you could say
Granted, but the house is filled with infested Ticks who are trying to take over the world, and they don't like it when you spy on them...

So...

I want a new car
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Old 07-10-2005, 06:00 PM
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Granted, but your new car has a mind of its own, corrupted by the vain Jaguar that had been parked next to it, and it stalls every time you go for a ride.

I wish I had my own room

This is how it works right holyboy?
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Old 07-10-2005, 06:14 PM
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This is how it works right holyboy?
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I wish I had my own room
Granted, but your neighbour is an escaped patient from the neighborhood insane assylum, and he plays loud Teletubbie(sp) music!

I wish I could travel through time
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Old 07-10-2005, 07:26 PM
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Granted you go so far that your start your familys name.

I wish I had something sweet.
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Old 07-10-2005, 07:36 PM
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Granted, an ice cream cone was sent to your house, it was a radioactive cone, and upon eating it you infect one member of narniafans at a time, until you kill us all

I wish Dufflepud didn't kill us all
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Old 07-10-2005, 09:16 PM
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I wish Dufflepud didn't kill us all
Granted...we're now all a race of radio-active zombies...

I wish elves were real...
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Old 07-10-2005, 09:20 PM
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granted they came to kill Viggo


i wish i could go to hollywood
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Granted, but you go to the hospital due to air pollution and just miss seeing your favorite star.

I wish my sister would stop bugging me
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i wish i could go to hollywood
Granted. You hitched a ride with some toothless farmers on the way to hollywood, and when you get there, they hold you hostage from the police for the right to dress up their imaginary friends. You die being a free man, before the farmers found out you weren't going outside to the porta-potty. You die with the sounds of your fellow narniafans members calling out "forever and ever

and ever and

ever and ever

and ever and

ever and ever

and ever and

ever and ever."

I wish I had a dog
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Old 07-10-2005, 09:40 PM
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I wish I had a dog
Granted...your sweet new dog is a pit bull and takes pleasure in hurting anyone who comes near him(did I mention he has rabies?)
I wish my sister would stop bugging me
 

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