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Old 10-02-2005, 11:56 PM
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ok, here's how this game works, you go up to a magical soda machine and can put anything in it. however, the person below you decides what you get from it and then THEY put something in the soda machine.(kind of like corrupt a wish game) ok, so i'll start...

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Old 06-29-2007, 09:04 PM
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You get an energizer bunny. But he won't stop energizing! It keeps drumming away and nothing can be done about it. Until I throw a rock at it...but it keeps going on and on and on...

I put a pen in the soda machine
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:08 PM
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Needless to say, the dry-cleaners' bill is excruciating...

*puts in the dry-cleaners' bill*
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:49 PM
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You wait, and then out comes a grenade. It explodes in your face. IN UR FACE!!!

I put in a can full of Fanta.
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:57 PM
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The can of Fanta rattles around down in the Soda machines innards... rattles around some more... you realize what's going to happen and try to run... but with a shattering roar, the explosion of purple Fanta is upon you!

That same dry-cleaner gets even MORE business...

*puts in the dry-cleaner's new Ferrari*
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You get a new Ferrari! Except it's two inches long and there's a wheel missing and one of the wheels are square!

*puts in a computer mouse*
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Granted but you here a Grunting noise and you stand there in shock, and then the machine explodes, you still stand there in front a spreading fire and a baby warthog.

I put in a potato bag.
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Granted but you here a Grunting noise and you stand there in shock, and then the machine explodes, you still stand there in front a spreading fire and a baby warthog.

I put in a potato bag.
lol...
potatoe bag rolls around in the machine... finds its way to the back.. goes through the land of coca-cola setting off little bombs that shake the soda machine and out pops a fuzzy lil caterpillar!!!

I'ma put in skittles lime flavored chapstick!
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Inside the soda machine, little implosions take place. After you wait for 9 and a half hours, you get a soft drink that helps your lips, but it tastes like bird poop and dog pee.

I put in a baby warthog
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