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Old 06-29-2007, 01:09 PM
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Granted, but you shouldn't have told it to all the world, because now all the world will begin stalking you. This causes the world to turn upside down which causes God to be confused which causes cars in the UK to drive on the right which causes the Prime Minister to call you and tell you that it wasn't very wise of you to wish for chocolate at all.

I wish I hadn't just given Spare Oomian an opportunity for a closer relationship with the Prime Minister.....
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Granted. However as the prime minister calls now every three hours that is hardly inevitable and Spare OOmain comes into power and starts a nuclear war.
I wish I had a car
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(Oooooh... shouldn't have wished that...)

Granted. However, 2 hours after you get the car, you discover that your aged grandfather is dying and you must fly 2,000 miles to go see him. You leave your new car in an airport parking lot, but the Audi parked next to it convinces it that it's really a sports car. When you get back, the car takes off without warning at 100 miles per hour. A police officer sees and pulls you over. When you try to convince him that your car had been subverted by the evil Audi, the police officer commits you to an insane asylum instead of arresting you... and you end up in the same cell as all the Duffers.

Needless to say, pretty soon you BELONG in that insane asylum.


I wish they'd put you in another cell... nobody can sleep around here...
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:21 PM
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Granted, but killer dogs eat you. (Oh, yea, and tey're rabid)

I wish i could go on vacation
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granted. you go on vacation, but you go to a really wierd place where the people are cannnibals. They offer to make you there ruler, aand you except, because you don't know that it's a cannibal tradition to eat there ruler, so you get eaten.


I wish I could figure out where I left my cd case.
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Granted, but when you find it, you say, "HI BUDDY!" and you pick it up and it ate your best friend, and then it shoots out it's CDs at you. You get chopped into several pieces, and then the cd case eats you like pork chops.

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Old 07-01-2007, 04:55 PM
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Granted, but you must work long, hard hours... and because you've been made a mod by wishing rather than any NATURAL process, the other members all gang up and spam when you're on duty... and so pretty soon you go insane, and are sent to the insane asylum with the rest of us.

I wish these new arrivals in here would quit making so much noise!
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Granted but when you speak to them they can no longer talk!

I wish I didunt have to do the kitchen! Gah!
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Granted, but now you have to do the bathroom...

I wish that my neck didn't hurt so bad!
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Old 07-01-2007, 09:18 PM
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Granted but painlessly your neck breaks, and you slowly die. (I can't tell you why... They're scientific reasons but you'd go "What? What?")

I wish i had yet another puppy
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