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Old 11-24-2017, 01:36 PM
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Granted. You place the people in the box, but you have to shrink them first. The shrinking process is very prolonged and requires you to buy expensive shrinking equipment that completely bankrupts you. You are forced to move back in with your parents, who are extremely annoyed by the intrusion, and don't want to put your box on their shelves. They stick the box in the back garden, where it is rained on until the cardboard comes apart, and all the annoying people get out. But now they are only a few inches tall, which makes them entirely dependent on you, and therefore even more annoying. Eventually you try to make money by putting all the people in a sort of zoo, where zoogoers can stare at them living their daily lives. This plan fails, because the government expects to approve any functioning zoos, and they think yours is unethical for some reason. You spend the rest of your life babysitting tiny humans in your parents' back bedroom.

I wish none of my siblings made stupid decisions.
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Old 11-28-2017, 03:00 PM
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Granted. Now you're the only to make stupid decisions. Your siblings decide to be understanding, which is worse than the worst consequences of your worst decisions.

I wish someone secretly fixed my bike at night.
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Old 12-21-2017, 12:23 AM
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Granted. He is French, his name is Pierre, and he sings "Frere Jacques" to himself over and over again just outside your bedroom window. You don't get any sleep because he's very slow about fixing your bike and spends all night singing "Frere Jacques" on repeat. The next day you are very tired when you go into work. You suffer a breakdown and yell at your coworkers. You are fired. You want revenge, so you try to burn your workplace to the ground. You are arrested and are put into a police car headed toward the local prison. You turn into a red panda for no particular reason. The police take you to the zoo instead. Congratulations.

I wish I never struggled to make decisions.
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Granted.
You no longer struggle to make decisions. In fact you love to make choices now, so much so that you start "helping" others around you make decisions, freely inundating them with unsolicited (and somewhat unwelcome) advice.

They decide to intervene, but since you are still a red panda living at the zoo they cannot get close enough to rebuke you; so they picket your enclosure until teatime. Alas, you are not invited because you no longer have opposable thumbs so you would be dropping and breaking the tea cups --which would create such a mess that teatime would be totally spoiled. So you sulk in your cage while your guitar gently weeps.
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Old 01-14-2018, 10:30 PM
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Granted. You are the Doctor, traveling in your TARDIS through time and space. You can't even take a vacation without being interrupted by someone trying to kill someone else nearby. You get emotionally overwhelmed by this, but the universe doesn't pay attention, and you have to continue saving people without a day off until the end of time.

I wish that adult life wasn't so complicated.
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Granted. It's super easy, just do whatever the machine overlords tell you.

I wish smartphones had never been invented.
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Granted. You now have to look where you are walking. You find this stressful and have a nervous breakdown. You see a flying polar bear. You develop a friendship. One day, the bear gets hungry and eats you. The psychiatric nurse who brings you your meals causes you severe emotional trauma because she refuses to believe that a person who has been eaten is incapable of consuming food.

I wish cats would stay off the furniture.
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