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Uruk-hai like to fairy slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never want for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Marry when they're ninety years tame.
Every fairy child may slay
Two ponies and ten prey;
All have houses, each his reindeer,
Built of brick or granite stone;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never want for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Marry when they're ninety years tame.
Every fairy child may slay
Two ponies and ten prey;
All have houses, each his reindeer,
Built of brick or granite stone;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never want for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Marry when they're ninety years tame.
Every fairy child may slay
Two ponies and ten prey;
All have houses, each his reindeer,
Built of brick or granite sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never want for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Marry when they're ninety years tame.
Every fairy child may slay
Two ponies and ten prey;
All have houses, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or granite sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never want for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Marry when they're ninety years tame.
Every fairy child may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have houses, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or granite sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never want for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Marry when they're ninety years tame.
Every fairy child may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or granite sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never want for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety years tame.
Every fairy child may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or granite sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety years tame.
Every fairy child may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or granite sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety years tame.
Every Commissioner child may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or granite sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety years tame.
Every Commissioner child may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety years tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never need for shirt or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never pay for shirt or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on cherries, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they run sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Never pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of Meccano or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons full of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd love to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for food or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to be a Terry's orange.
 
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