Stupid Q&A Thread

Dragon

Cool Hat Productions
Knight of the Noble Order
ok, I found this very strange Q&A Thread at www.NaNoWriMo.org and thought it would be fun to bring something similar here. It's sort of like a mix between a random thread, a trivia thread, and open ended jokes (for lack of better term). It's pretty much all from the top of our heads and stupid stuff. Take a look at the above link if you don't understand.

For instance, in this thread mentioned, someone asks,
What's the worst thing to find out when you're riding a camel?

Then the next person wrote:
finding out you're really riding a squid.
What's the best way to break into showbusiness?

Then the next person writes:
A hammer!
(next question)

So each post, post an answer then a new question/joke.

I'll start.

Why can I only find one of my shoes?
 
Originally posted by black cloak@Oct 4 2004, 01:29 PM
why would you only buy one shoe
Because you only have one foot.

Why is it that whenever I sit down to do something important, the phone rings?
 
lol! now that's what I'm talking about, rosymole. If you can think of one, please leave a question after the answer. If not, well, you might get stuck with something from me.

Why are there gophers surrounding my house?
 
Originally posted by Aragorn51088@Oct 4 2004, 05:46 PM
Why do rainy days make people hyper at school?
There have been very complex scientific experiments trying to explain this baffling phoenomenon. As many of these experiments require the use of electric shocks, DNA samples, text book comparisons, lunch-money/bag-lunch ratios, bully/nerd ratios, I'd rather not comment.

Would a talking beaver make a good presidential candidate? Why or why not?
 
Would a talking beaver make a good presidential candidate? Why or why not?

I don't see why he wouldn't; we've already got a talking donkey as one! (Sorry, that was low, and I know there are some people in here who actually like John Kerry). I'll try to be more sympathetic in the future :rolleyes: .

Why did John Kerry cross the road?
 
Umm, i was going to say something hilarious about him chasing some not fully open chads across the road, but maybe only i find that amusing?
 
Originally posted by Capstick@Oct 5 2004, 12:16 AM
Why did John Kerry cross the road?
to get to the other side of the issue!

Where did I put my keys?
 
Originally posted by TrueCrusader@Oct 8 2004, 10:44 AM
Why cant ostriches fly?
They would fly, but telephone wires would hvae to be made a lot heavier so ostriches could land on them without breaking them.

Why can't I think of another question to write?
 
because you're thinking about fruit. Very dangerous pass time that!

What should i do when i go into London today?
 
Ride a double-decker bus, cuz I heard that they aren't onna be around that much longer...And the bus has to be red, cuz otherwise, it doesn't count.

How Long is a Chinese man
 
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