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53: Tell him that acid is really tasty to drink with breakfast.

(I HAVE POST #42!! Does that mean I'm the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? :D
 
61. Tell him eating pop rocks and coke is a new recycling treatment.

62. Send him on an ocean cruise...with him as the ship.
 
63. Tell him that the recycling company has gone out of business and watch him die from despair.

64. Tell him that the secret to better recycling is to douse yourself with gasoline and strike a match. :D
 
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