How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

Silvanus said:
Holy crou! I thought Olorin was a guy. XD
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If he's NOT, I'm most exCEEDingly curious as to how he's my little BROTHER...:D
Olórin the Wise said:
You'd better not go around confusing innocent members about my gender, you fiend! Maybe I'll put it in my sig. :D
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Yes, and we all believe everything in people's sigs...almost as bad as believing everything you read, but since half the members don't read people's sigs, it isn't the same...

27. Put him in the room with a bunch of people who know his history...for some reason, those are the only people who are always trying to kill 'im...
 
SlpNarniaQueen said:
Because he don't know how to count either.

25. Tell him that he's really from Africa.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
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Rofl, you're using a two-edged sword there, Lari. ;-)

I'm sorry (Well, actually, I'm not), I don't even know any retarded people who would die if I told them they're from Africa. Please explain. *waits enthusiastically*

Haha, see? Her knowledge only goes so far. :D I bet she doesn't know even know what happened to Caramon...

28. Pitting him AND Lari against a Xanthian Pishan Royal Guard. :D
 
Until you do, see that you call him "Oh, Lauren"...that way, both bases are covered...:D Just kiddin'. He don' like it when people mix-a him up...

31. Tell him he's a girl.:D
 
Silvanus said:
Rofl, you're using a two-edged sword there, Lari. ;-)

I'm sorry (Well, actually, I'm not), I don't even know any retarded people who would die if I told them they're from Africa. Please explain. *waits enthusiastically*

Haha, see? Her knowledge only goes so far. :D I bet she doesn't know even know what happened to Caramon...

28. Pitting him AND Lari against a Xanthian Pishan Royal Guard. :D
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Is two-edged swords good or bad?

Well, boxes from Africa have issues. They were thought to have come from dust and used as several things they never want to be revealed.

What happened?

32. Tell him he's related to Levi.
 
SlpNarniaQueen said:
Is two-edged swords good or bad?

Well, boxes from Africa have issues. They were thought to have come from dust and used as several things they never want to be revealed.

What happened?

32. Tell him he's related to Levi.
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Those kind of swords are bad... for you. <=====0--O

That, young one, is a tale for another time. Meanwhile, my life, those excruciatingly long, calls for me. I must bid thee farewell, LoL (We've gotta get our hands on some REAL poison, this time. :p ), Olorin (Don't let your "bigger sister" boss you around, it's bad for your troop's moral.), Lari (The world is a large place, you know! :p ).

34. Gas.

Haha, good one, Olorin! I was just about to say that. :p
 
Olórin the Wise said:
Yeah, that'll kill anybody. :p

33. Tell him that the water in the Great Salt Lake is good for drinking.
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Tell me about it.

35. Tell him that the Thames river is good for bathing.

Silvanus said:
Those kind of swords are bad... for you. <=====0--O

That, young one, is a tale for another time. Meanwhile, my life, those excruciatingly long, calls for me. I must bid thee farewell, LoL (We've gotta get our hands on some REAL poison, this time. :p ), Olorin (Don't let your "bigger sister" boss you around, it's bad for your troop's moral.), Lari (The world is a large place, you know! :p ).

35. Gas.
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Oh...

I know! And I know everyone!

37. Money
 
38: Bury him in Duffers saying 'Again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again...

Silvanus said:
Olorin (Don't let your "bigger sister" boss you around, it's bad for your troop's moral.),
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She doesn't, reallly. She stopped when I got bigger than her. :D
 
43. Have Specter make poor Fred the mod in *charge* of Dufferland :D.

44. Little by little, the penguins steal Fred's sanity.

45. Fun*with*matches!
 
48. Tell him he's no longer a part of the box buddies.

49.One word: Water.

50. Go on a camping trip and get lost. Then, tell him you need to use him as tinder for a fire so everyone else can survive, that way, he'll die a hero.
 
51. Fill him with cereal and set him up around my younger siblings...won't last too long, unless he's full of some weird diet cereal or something... :D
 
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