Poetry: Duffer style

A duffer named Cat: The sequel

So cat gave them chocolate, but guess what? they still wanted her hat!!! So what was she to do? her only choice was to give them a zoo.
But the duffers did what duffers do, and all the animals got out, so then they ran away and were never seen again, and then
the duffers still wanted her hat.
 
Sick
I'm sick and tired
my dad just got fired.
we're living a shack
with a monster named Jack
Having fish and chip
with lots and lots of dip.
Along came some duffers
with some fluffers.
They threw a party
and it was quite hearty!
Some went down
and some went around.
But i'm still sick
and tired
 
there is a little flat child,
who once had a pony,
but his dreams were anything but mild,
when he found out that it was a phoney!
 
^ *claps* lol

The third sequel to "A duffer named Cat"

so they STill wanted her hat, so she did the only thing she could.
She ran away to Timbuktu. Where evry1 lovd her hat, so they made her Queen, and then she had enough money to buy ALL the duffers cool hats, and then
all the duffers loved cat.
 
Duct Tape, Duct Tape;
‘tis a gift to mankind,
You can always use it,
When you are in a bind.

Some people like it,
Whilst others do not,
But glorious Duct Tape,
Should be used a lot.

One can use Duct Tape,
For show or for fun,
On time or quite late,
Alone or with everyone.

Duct Tape I love,
Especially colored,
A gift from above,
It is to be honored.
 
flowers
by: fernie

God planted a garden and in it placed,
the glory of the morning bright,
every bud perfectly spaced,
so to shine in the morning light,
and anounce the splendor of their King,
and of beauty to always sing,
forever and ever more.

God planted a garden and in it placed,
the flower.
​
 
fernshirehobbit said:
flowers
by: fernie

God planted a garden and in it placed,
the glory of the morning bright,
every bud perfectly spaced,
so to shine in the morning light,
and anounce the splendor of their King,
and of beauty to always sing,
forever and ever more.

God planted a garden and in it placed,
the flower.
​
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lol im starting to think of this less and less like duffer poetry. i think im going to make it longer some time soon lol
 
Made up right now :p

I'm very happy to day
To see the green ray
That comes out of the screen
All bright and Green
This is TDL
That I like well
Where I can look
And not be a crook
My poem is done
I've gotta run
Plus this is stupid
And I'm running out of rhymes.


:D
 
wow josh, that was marvelous:eek:

yeah! now i can post again in this thread without the fear of multi-multi posting. :D tomorrow i must make up a poem
 
*thinks* ok


poem (one of my worser works lol);)
by: fernie

Tdl is a wonderful place,
a place i oft go daily.
The members tend to be a little crazy,
but at least they're nice (for the most part).
I made this poem off the top of my mind,
so dont be scared if the rhyme scheam (ahem, sp) is hazy.

the end
​
 
"And I stole his motorcycle" ? :p

Here's a poem I wrote in a random mood:

The Day That I Died

I was once thrown off a plane
For acting like that dude John Wayne
I pondered twice as I fell through the air
"How could anyone comb their hair?"
I landed on the ground far below with a thump
Then rubbed my head, which had acquired a bump.
I jumped to my feet when I thought of cheese
And then I just randomly fell to my knees
And I whined pitifully "Please God please
Be kind to give me some cheese?"
When out of the ground came cheese with wings
[Very different from any sort of normal things]
I grabbed a lamp, flicked it off,
Fell in a hole and let out a cough.
Into a two inch puddle I rolled
While the bell in my watch loudly tolled.
I lay there and drowned my poor little self
Dusted a penny and put it on a shelf.
I died that day, in a puddle I drowned
Laying, just laying, upon the ground.
 
haha! that was extremely entertaining!

here's mine.
it's a terzanelle and very cheesy but contains some fun words.

SPRING FLING

The sparrows are out all cute and fubsy
With the squirrels following their happy song.
Wake up! There's no time to waste, you lazy bubsy.

All the woodland creatures are out to dance the fling-flong
While the cooing doves honor this grand festivity
With the squirrels following their happy song.

Everyone is celebrating their mortality
And all is well in this fantastical country
While the cooing doves honor this grand festivity.

Snow White is hanging wet laundry
While the dwarves reduce the mine of its gems
And all is well in this fantastical country.

The flowers stretch their elegant stems
To receive the warm touch of Spring
While the dwarves reduce the mine of its gems.

No sorrow, no pain to hebetate this fling
All of Nature's children joyfully emerge
To receive the warm touch of Spring.
Wake up! There's no time to waste, you lazy bubsy!
 
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FaunFan01 said:
"And I stole his motorcycle" ? :p

Here's a poem I wrote in a random mood:

The Day That I Died

I was once thrown off a plane
For acting like that dude John Wayne
I pondered twice as I fell through the air
"How could anyone comb their hair?"
I landed on the ground far below with a thump
Then rubbed my head, which had acquired a bump.
I jumped to my feet when I thought of cheese
And then I just randomly fell to my knees
And I whined pitifully "Please God please
Be kind to give me some cheese?"
When out of the ground came cheese with wings
[Very different from any sort of normal things]
I grabbed a lamp, flicked it off,
Fell in a hole and let out a cough.
Into a two inch puddle I rolled
While the bell in my watch loudly tolled.
I lay there and drowned my poor little self
Dusted a penny and put it on a shelf.
I died that day, in a puddle I drowned
Laying, just laying, upon the ground.
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:eek::eek::eek: THAT'S GENiUS!!!!!!!! NO KiDDiN!!!!! FiNEST DUFFER POEM i'VE EVER SEEN!!!! *faints*
 
the asylum, the asylum,
on a lonely island.
the insane, the insane,
go down the drain.

the box, the box,
rox my sox, my sox.
the box, the box,
goes to the dogs.

the can, the can,
the button of the ban.
the can, the can,
has a plan, a plan.

the duck, the duck,
drank from my mug.
the duck, the duck,
oh yuck yuck yuck.

the egg, the egg,
THE CAN iS APPROACHiNG QUiCK HiiiiiiiiiiiiiDE!!!!
 
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