Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Nov 25, 2015 #6,721 Thou art banned, for subjectivity is the spice of life. Kind of like mercury; it tastes good on anything.
Thou art banned, for subjectivity is the spice of life. Kind of like mercury; it tastes good on anything.
Miss Freckles New member Nov 29, 2015 #6,722 You're banned because mercury is not for eating and you're setting a bad example for the children. No, David, mommy needs that thermometer. David!
You're banned because mercury is not for eating and you're setting a bad example for the children. No, David, mommy needs that thermometer. David!
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Nov 30, 2015 #6,723 Cinnabar is also very good on toast, with a little butter. Who is David, and why aren't you letting him enjoy some nice yummy mercury? It will make him feel better.
Cinnabar is also very good on toast, with a little butter. Who is David, and why aren't you letting him enjoy some nice yummy mercury? It will make him feel better.
Miss Freckles New member Dec 1, 2015 #6,724 You're banned because you broke the rules of the game, thou rule-breaker, thou!
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Dec 7, 2015 #6,725 Thou art banned for thy clear insensitivity to David. If he wants mercury, you give it to him, with a cherry on top.
Thou art banned for thy clear insensitivity to David. If he wants mercury, you give it to him, with a cherry on top.
fish_wwjd_frog Active member May 20, 2019 #6,727 You're banned for disturbing the rest of a dead thread!
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jun 16, 2019 #6,728 Thou art banned for continuing the disturbance.
fish_wwjd_frog Active member Jun 18, 2019 #6,729 You're banned so I can begin eliminating the few TDLers left until I alone reign supreme! Muahahahaha!
You're banned so I can begin eliminating the few TDLers left until I alone reign supreme! Muahahahaha!
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jun 29, 2019 #6,730 You're banned for being a megalomaniac. The Can is the only megalomaniac allowed in Dufferland.
fish_wwjd_frog Active member Jul 5, 2019 #6,731 You're banned for assuming my reasoning for banning you is megalomania. Maybe I just really like solitude and want to reign supreme over a forum of one.
You're banned for assuming my reasoning for banning you is megalomania. Maybe I just really like solitude and want to reign supreme over a forum of one.
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Sep 18, 2020 #6,732 You're banned for assuming I was making an assumption.
Mozart the Meerkitten Well-known member Nov 15, 2020 #6,733 You're banned because it is ridiculously windy out.
Sopespian Well-known member Nov 18, 2020 #6,734 You're banned because I feel like it and I don't have to explain myself.
Mozart the Meerkitten Well-known member Dec 14, 2020 #6,735 You're banned because my Christmas tree is lovely.
GondorGirl Devourer of Threads Staff member Knight of the Noble Order Dec 31, 2020 #6,736 You're banned for having a Christmas tree that is far too lovely.
Twilightdryadhobbit New member Dec 31, 2020 #6,737 You're banned for not saying Jumangi to end this heckish landscape of 2020.
fish_wwjd_frog Active member Dec 31, 2020 #6,738 You're banned for being a mod. Shame, James. What would Sirius say? Arr... Nevermind. You're banned for even saying "Jumangi". Go knock on wood.
You're banned for being a mod. Shame, James. What would Sirius say? Arr... Nevermind. You're banned for even saying "Jumangi". Go knock on wood.
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Dec 31, 2020 #6,739 You're banned for mentioning the name of a deceased person so flippantly.
GondorGirl Devourer of Threads Staff member Knight of the Noble Order Jan 1, 2021 #6,740 You're banned for assuming I accept any of those characters' deaths