GG's Special Kitchen - please donate!

Miss Freckles

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this is for gondorgirl, who has developed an insatiable appetite over the last few... well, she ate my diary as well, so i can't tell you exacly when it started.
but she's eating things in threads that we still need. like the crow's nest. the history book. etc.
so i thought, how about we all donate something for her and put it here so she can eat safely without us all worrying that she might swallow a cactus one day?
thank you!
(and if you catch gg eating stuff in other threads, you all know how to contact the mob, right?)

*donates kitchen table from ikea complete with four chairs*

*donates checkered curtains*
 
She's not going to eat that! She's going to listen to them! And sing along like a starry-eyed tween!
 
She's not going to eat that! She's going to listen to them! And sing along like a starry-eyed tween!

I tried to listen to them the other day...and I almost shot myself...no one will want to listen to them, trust me! They will do nicely in GG's stomach.

I donate my ex-boyfriend...the world is better off without him ;)
 
OK, I'll donate my fake turkish delight,
(but we won't tell her it's fake. she won't know the difference!)
 
OK, I'll donate my fake turkish delight,
(but we won't tell her it's fake. she won't know the difference!)

if she'll eat vacuum bags, i'm sure she won't mind fake turkish delight.

i donate the fiberglass turkish delight!...

...i mean come on, where else is it going to go...normal people can't do anything with it :p
 
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