How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

SlpNarniaQueen

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This was Lauren's idea, but I decided to do it, cuz I'm braver than sHe is. So, we're going to make a list of how to kill fred the Box 2, 892 times.

1. Cut him into paper dolls.
2. Throw him in a lake.
 
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THIEF!! THIEF!! THIEF!! IDEA STEALER!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS ONE!! DEATH TO LITTLE JIMMY.. (and Fred the Box too)

Wouldn't we want to go backwards from 2,892, like in the 1,000 reasons you're addicted to NarniaFans...

Oh, and this thread should be called '2,892 ways to kill Fred the Box', not 'How to Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times'. :p

3. Stab him with BC's knife.
4. Put him in front of a stampeding herd of Stan the Cookie's. :p
 
Olórin the Wise said:
THIEF!! THIEF!! THIEF!! IDEA STEALER!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS ONE!! DEATH TO LITTLE JIMMY.. (and Fred the Box too)

Wouldn't we want to go backwards from 2,892, like in the 1,000 reasons you're addicted to NarniaFans...

Oh, and this thread should be called '2,892 ways to kill Fred the Box', not 'How to Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times'. :p

3. Stab him with BC's knife.
4. Put him in front of a stampeding herd of Stan the Cookie's. :p
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Hey, you said SOMEONE, and that someone is me, and I even posted in the first post that it's YOUR idea dumbo!

No, cuz this is DIFFERENT and I'm doing it THIS way!

Well, too bad, I named it, I made it, and we're doing it MY way.

5. Let Lauren visit...(don't ever let that happen)
6. Shut down all recycling plants.
 
Silvanus said:
7. Put him in a forum full of girls (nearly killed me! :p ).

Holy crou! I thought Olorin was a guy. XD
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HEY! We're gonna get you Levi, if your inner girl doesn't get you first.

Lauren likes to PRETEND a lot...:p

8. Let Fred get in touch with his inner girl...or inner HB, either one.
 
Olórin the Wise said:
I AM A GUY!!! Don't ever let them confuse you Levite... it's bad for your health. :D

9: Send him to LoL's room. :D
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11: Have him accuse Olorin of being a girl.

Haha, my health? Mind over matter, you know. I've died so many times it's amazing.

Lari, you were so innocent the first time I talked to you... all those months ago. :p
 
Silvanus said:
11: Have him accuse Olorin of being a girl.

Haha, my health? Mind over matter, you know. I've died so many times it's amazing.

Lari, you were so innocent the first time I talked to you... all those months ago. :p
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13. Let him listen to scremo.

And his inner girl is starting to take control.

I still am innocent! *smiles innocently* And plus, what was THAT supposed to mean!

Olórin the Wise said:
Her? Innocent?

I find that hard to believe. :D

12: Tell RF that he's eviler than her. :D
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I've ALWAYS been innocent!

Well, you better believe it, girl!

14. Tell ES that Fred poked him with a spoon...
 
SlpNarniaQueen said:
13. Let him listen to scremo.

And his inner girl is starting to take control.

I still am innocent! *smiles innocently* And plus, what was THAT supposed to mean!



I've ALWAYS been innocent!

Well, you better believe it, girl!

14. Tell ES that Fred poked him with a spoon...
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Oh, nothing. *hums* :p

15. Tell Lari that she's not innocent. :D
 
16: Tell ES that Fred says he's not as cute as a button... :D

*sigh*

You'd better not go around confusing innocent members about my gender, you fiend! Maybe I'll put it in my sig. :D
 
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Silvanus said:
Oh, nothing. *hums* :p

15. Tell Lari that she's not innocent. :D
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*glare* Do you WANT me to kill you Levi? I know how to kill people....with bamboo and pandas.

17. Beat him flat with bamboo.

Olórin the Wise said:
15: Tell ES that Fred says he's not as cute as a button... :D

*sigh*

You'd better not go around confusing innocent members about my gender, you fiend! Maybe I'll put it in my sig. :D
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18. Make Lauren learn how to count...wait, that's not reason.

INNOCENT? Levi is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from innocent.
 
Olórin the Wise said:
15: Tell ES that Fred says he's not as cute as a button... :D

*sigh*

You'd better not go around confusing innocent members about my gender, you fiend! Maybe I'll put it in my sig. :D
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As a prayer request. That'll make her stop. :p

19. Listening to the Killers over and over and over and over an-...

She's right. I'm far from innocent. I've lived WAY too long to be innocent... I mean, the things I've seen are enough to make you or Lari go mad. Probably only Ben could stomach mutilation... :p

Lari, I know people, too. Big people, small people, even people who glow in the dark!
 
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Silvanus said:
As a prayer request. That'll make her stop. :p

19. Listening to the Killers over and over and over and over an-...

She's right. I'm far from innocent. I've lived WAY too long to be innocent... I mean, the things I've seen are enough to make you or Lari go mad. Probably only Ben could stomach mutilation... :p

Lari, I know people, too. Big people, small people, even people who glow in the dark!
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*glare*

21. Release the wild pandas.

I can't go mad!

I know LOTS MORE THAN YOU DO! :D

Olórin the Wise said:
I know how to count! The Levite just beat me to it.

20: Make him increase the 30 seconds to 40 seconds when Slp's on. :D
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Just admit, you never passed 2nd grade.

22. *glare* Make Lauren live with him.
 
I only beat you because... well, just because. :p

23. Pit him against a Xanthian Pishan Royal Guard.

Oh! So you know more than I do, eh? Fine, tell me what a Xanthian Pishan Royal Guard is. *sneers* :p
 
Silvanus said:
I only beat you because... well, just because. :p

23. Pit him against a Xanthian Pishan Royal Guard.

Oh! So you know more than I do, eh? Fine, tell me what a Xanthian Pishan Royal Guard is. *sneers* :p
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Because he don't know how to count either.

25. Tell him that he's really from Africa.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
 
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