1000 More Reasons You Are Addicted to Narniafans

952 - At least once in the heat of battle you argued that the talking stag in Prince Caspian was a deliberate reference by CS Lewis to King Nebuchanezzer eating grass in the Bible.

951 - You have dreams about actors from the LWW movie.

950 - The actors have had dreams about YOU.

949 - You describe those dreams in your diary using a code so that no one will ever lock you up in the loony bin.

948 - You base your daily activities on the horoscope of your Narnian Zodiac sign. If you're on the cusp of Harcourt the Jester, today is not a day to make binding decisions--you've been warned!

947 - You have ever seen Aslan's face in a cinnamon roll, croissant or muffin of any sort.

946 - You beat up the guy at the deli who was about to take a bite out of that cinnamon roll, croissant or muffin (of any sort).
 
(ROTFL!! 946 was the best... :D)

945: You go around knocking on trees, trying to wake up the Dryads.
944: You look for water in every pawprint that looks like it might be a lion's.
 
943: You find yourself being a duffer in RL when you repeatedly say really really really....

942: Sometimes in the dead of night, you swear that you hear a lion's roar.

941: Every night you look in your wardrobe closet to see if it's opened the window to Narnia yet:D
 
Olorin the Wise said:
953: You are actually interested enought to ASK what Dernhelm meant when she said she agreed with Smog...
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(999) 940: you know that Smog always used to post (999) before each addiction
(999) 939: you know that Smog did that because he thought we would make it from 100000 down to 0 :D
(999) 938: you don't think that'll happen, yet you're doing that too...
(999) 937: you laughed real hard at ES's post:D
 
935: You actually care enough to go off and read that whole thread...
934: You seriously consider bringing said thread back up...
 
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(999) 933. You sometimes wonder if people read these addictions before posting...if so, they miss a lot. :(

(999) 932. Sometimes you think you've posted something really interesting here, or read something fascinating. Then you wake up. Ouch. :p
 
930: you demand that your church not call the devil Lucy as a shortening of Lucifer because it insults the chronicles of narnia (yes, that has actually been done by me)

929: You go over and over what you're going to post tomorrow in your head before you fall asleep.
 
927: When you are now too stupid to figure out that kind of math.
926: when you start talking to the neighbors dog through the fence and expect him to talk back.
 
925 - When you'll use any excuse to get to reason 924.

924 - When you're writing anything to reach 923

923 - When you're practicing for 922

922 - When you breathe a sigh of relief reading this.
 
917. you agonized over not knowing what EveningStar was talking about in #967 for 10 minutes before reading #966 and punching yourself in the face
 
917. You go to your nearest department store. You get the cheez whiz while yelling out in the microphone "Duffers will rule once more!! mauahaha!!".
916. You actually did 917.
915. You wondered if anyone else did it also.
 
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