You're Banned! II

Thou art banned, because thou art imagining things. Instead, thou shouldest imagine the things that are not.

You're banned because I now own multiple frying pans.

You're banned because you own multiple frying pans.

Thou art banned for caring how much he owns. Thou Commie!

Thou art banned for confusing Commies with Cappies. They're the ones who care about owning stuff.

Thou art banned for thy poor understanding of capitalism, which states that anyone can own whatever.

Thou art banned for misunderstanding me on purpose.

Thou art banned for making me feel foolish.

Thou art banned for making me feel like a bully.

Thou art banned for feeling like a bully. Thou shouldst feel like a bull, and gore anyone who dareth to disagree with thee.

Thou art banned because the color thou didst use for the Wesley Snipes comment in thy sig hurteth my eyes.

Thou art banned in order to get to the next page as fast as possible.

Thou art banned, for filling up the internet with pointless prose is always a worthy endeavor which deserves to be recognized.

Thou art banned because of the page number.

Thou art banned because thou shouldst have been prepared that this page number would eventually appear.

Thou art banned because I forgot about it.

Thou art banned because I am certainly not responsible for your forgetfulness.

Thou art banned, O Freckled One, for refusing to take responsibility.

Thou art banned for mentioning this hateful word.

Thou art banned for thy hate.

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