Sopespian
Well-known member
Since I never seem to be properly represented in other threads , I feel it is best to start my own thread. Ask me anything - what it's like to be a Telmarine, how to extract juice from the Telmarberry, why I have declared a moratorium on killing Sushi, or how to deal with your niece's daughter's best friend's new hairdo that nobody likes but the best friend. I will reply to all questions (generally with a snarky answer), and thus I will be finally representing Telmarines fairly. So, ask away!