The Insane Asylum II

MissReepicheep said:
Hee hee.

I'll let you know if I actually do dream about such things.
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lol, m'kay.:p

Will: I'm begining to wonder how a volcano full of chocolate got into this asylum.
me: purr imagination boy, purr imagination.:p
Will: o_O
Caspian: Hey! I found the Ring! Its petrified!
Flower: :eek: *raspy Gollum voice* Itss mine! My own, my preccioussss! GIVE IT TO MEH! *lunges and tries to grab the petrified Ring from Caspian*
Caspian: Uh-Oh! *ducks back into chocolate and swims to the rim of Mt. Doom, still with the petrified Ring*
Flower: Give it to ussssss! Its ourssss! Mine! MY PRECIOUS! *leaps after Caspian and chases him down the Mountain side*
Caspian: NO AGAIN! *runs*
 
Frodo: I wonder what would happen if you gave Toothless sugar.....
Dorthy: TRY IT!:D
Frodo: Okay... gives Toothless a chocolate bar
Toothless: *sniffs chocolate* *eats chocolate*

five seconds later-

Toothless: *bounces off walls with Flower shooting random bursts of flame* *shoots out of roof* *flies around doing loop-de-loops*
Hiccup: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRAGON?!? AND HOW IS HE FLYING?!?
Dorthy: Its called a sugarrush dude. ANYTHING is possible with a sugarrush.
Caspian: I still have the petrified Ring.
Dorthy: I don't think they care.
Hiccup: What Ring?
Frodo: You don't wanna know
Flower: *leaps into chocolate Mt. Doom* WAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
Toothless: *dives into chocolate Mt. Doom as well*
Flower: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! *leaps out of Mt. Doom with wings*
Other kittens: o_O
Hiccup: O.O
me: xD your faces are priceless! lol
Dorthy: There is chocolate covered popcorn in Mordor.
Frodo: CHOCOLATE POPCORN EAT IT EAT IT! CHOCOLATE VOLCANO NEED IT NEED IT! xD
Hiccup: You guys are nuts
Dorthy: OOH NUTS?!
Dorthy: WHERE?!? ARE THEY CHOCOLATE COVERED?
Hiccup: Maybe...
Toothless: shoots out of Mt. Doom riding on a poprock firework
Hiccup: Oh dear...
Caspian: HAHAHAHA!
 
Last night, I dreamed about Flynn and Rapunzel. They were travelling up a mountain pass, and then discovered that it was Mt. Doom. Rapunzel sang the healing incantation, and it turned into chocolate. Then an army of kittens swarmed up the mountainside, digging in to the chocolate. Then, I woke up. :(

Believe it or not, I DID dream that!
 
MissReepicheep said:
Last night, I dreamed about Flynn and Rapunzel. They were travelling up a mountain pass, and then discovered that it was Mt. Doom. Rapunzel sang the healing incantation, and it turned into chocolate. Then an army of kittens swarmed up the mountainside, digging in to the chocolate. Then, I woke up. :(

Believe it or not, I DID dream that!
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That's hilarious!:D:D:D
 
MissReepicheep said:
Last night, I dreamed about Flynn and Rapunzel. They were travelling up a mountain pass, and then discovered that it was Mt. Doom. Rapunzel sang the healing incantation, and it turned into chocolate. Then an army of kittens swarmed up the mountainside, digging in to the chocolate. Then, I woke up. :(

Believe it or not, I DID dream that!
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LOL! That sounds fun! Why doesn everyone else have the cool dreams?:p
 
MissReepicheep said:
I don't know, but I've always been fortunate in that department. :D
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Well I had a dream that I found a cat's land (not THE Catland mind you but a cat-land) under my porch. It was pink and purple and yellow. there was a lake and there were ships like the ships the Elves had in LOTR/The Sil. And then a boy kidnapped me and stuck me on one of the ships. and I'm sure I could've beaten him if it had come to a fight... unfortunately my alarm clock chose then to beep me awake.:rolleyes:

Dorthy: Fastinating. Can we get on with being insane now?:rolleyes:
 
WALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Wally: Ugh
Me: Yes
Wally: No
Me: Stupid wall
Wally: What if I kick you now?
Me: you don't
Wally: Oh yes I do! With pleasure!
Me: I hate you Willy!
Wally: You know me for so long now and still call me Willy? Who am I > Willy Wonka?
Me: WILLYY!!! Show me the chocolates!!!
Wally: Ugh, she hasn't changed a bit in all those years
Me: Yadayadayada
 
I thought this up last night, and I thought it was more fitting for the insane asylum than my poem thread.:D

Stopping by a Cheese Shop While Walking My Dog in the City on a Quiet Night

Whose cheese this is I think I know.
He is away on business though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his cheese with eyes aglow.

My little dog must think it queer
To stop without a hydrant near
Between the clothes and frozen cakes
The slowest evening of the year.

He gives his floppy ears a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the beeps
My cell phone and my pager make.

The cheese is lovely, sharp, and cheap.
But I have promises to keep,
And lots to do before I sleep,
And lots to do before I sleep.
 
Zella said:
I thought this up last night, and I thought it was more fitting for the insane asylum than my poem thread.:D

Stopping by a Cheese Shop While Walking My Dog in the City on a Quiet Night

Whose cheese this is I think I know.
He is away on business though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his cheese with eyes aglow.

My little dog must think it queer
To stop without a hydrant near
Between the clothes and frozen cakes
The slowest evening of the year.

He gives his floppy ears a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the beeps
My cell phone and my pager make.

The cheese is lovely, sharp, and cheap.
But I have promises to keep,
And lots to do before I sleep,
And lots to do before I sleep.
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EPIC!!! :eek: I am soooo jealous... I'm still trying to come up with ideas for my cheese poem.
 
Dorthy: *steals Will's lute* HAHAHAHA!
Will: Its not a lute its a mandola. a lute has ten strings, a mandola has...
Dorthy: Whatever! I still have it, whatever it is!:p
Will: GIVE IT BACK! *leaps after Dorthy*
Dorthy: *runs* HEHAHAHAHAHOHOHEHEHAW!:p
 
Zella, I love your cheese poem.

I need chapstick.

And my fingers taste like metal. Don't ask how I know that. Please.
 
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