Corrupt a Poem

The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The gluten-intolerant bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The gluten-intolerant bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Great Guster's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The sword of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The gluten-intolerant bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Great Guster's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The sword of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The gluten-intolerant bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The sword of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The gluten-intolerant bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's bust is on the pier,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The gluten-intolerant bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's bust is on the pier,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The gluten-intolerant bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's bust peers on the pier,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's bust peers on the pier,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't feel so well emir!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

The gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't feel so well emir!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

The gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't feel so rich emir!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't feel so rich emir!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of cyanide, are billiard whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't feel so rich emir!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of cyanide, are exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't feel so rich emir!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't feel so rich emir!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't spoon-feed so rich emir!
 
The tusks which clashed in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't spoon-feed so rich emir!
 
The yawns which clashed in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I don't spoon-feed so rich emir!
 
The yawns which clashed in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed so rich emir!
 
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