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How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Sopespian

Sopespian

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Since I never seem to be properly represented in other threads :rolleyes:, I feel it is best to start my own thread. ;) Ask me anything - what it's like to be a Telmarine, how to extract juice from the Telmarberry, why I have declared a moratorium on killing Sushi, or how to deal with your niece's daughter's best friend's new hairdo that nobody likes but the best friend. I will reply to all questions (generally with a snarky answer;)), and thus I will be finally representing Telmarines fairly. So, ask away! :D
 
The Spanish Inquisitiveness said:
What will you do if I call you sweetie?
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Kill you. Next question.

Chakalstar said:
The Few
The Proud
The Telmarines
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That's not a question. Don't you mods ever read? :rolleyes: NOW PUT MY POLL BACK THE WAY IT WAS! :mad: :rolleyes:

Zellasweetie said:
*Raises hand* How do you extract juice from a Telmarberry? For that matter, what's a Telmarberry?
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A telmarberry is a berry grown in Telmar. (Wow, that was simple.;)) You extract its juice by throwing it at badgers' bared teeth.

The Spanish Inquisitor said:
Well played, badger.
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Nor is that a question. What's going on here?

WolfgangAmadeusMozart the Meerlyakitten said:
Is there or is there not a correct way to spell supercalifragilisticexpalidocious? If there is a correct way then how do you spell it?
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From what I've heard it's supercalifragilisticexpialodocious. However, the true authority is Mary Poppins.

LBT, we don't have bad hygiene. It's just that compared to the extremely bad hygiene of badgers is so revolting that it warps everyone's brain, making one think we have bad hygiene.

Further, ES, your "tolerant" wording, "Hygienically challenged" traps you. Being "hygienically challenged" does not make one "hygienically deficient". Hygiene challenged us and we conceded to following its standards. IN ADDITION, you MISSPELLED "Hygienically"! That is against the rules for polls in my threads! You are hereby restricted from posting in this thread! (Like I can enforce that. :waldo: )
 
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MissR,

Apparently the polls in this forum have a hard time counting. I think it's a reflection on the mods who edit them. :rolleyes:;)

BtW, you're still in trouble.:p
 
MissReepster said:
Have you ever run a fool-proof test on Sushi, or have you just assumed that he has fleas?
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I ran a fool-proof test: the Telmarine flea-sniffer test. We place a badger on a blank piece of paper. If the paper turns brown, the badger's feet are dirty. If it turns blueish-pink, the nearest water buffalo has fleas.
 
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MagentaMagnanimity said:
Dear Telmarine,
Whattaya do for fun around here?
~A Person in need of the know.
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I annoy, torment, and harass duffers. Not a lot of pay, but it's a living.:D

Lizzy said:
Tell us the truth. Do telmarines have dark hair, or are they blond? :confused:
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Good question. Telmarines actually have dark hair, but some weird Clive Staples guy gave them blond hair in a certain book (which corruption we resented).;)
 
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