Miss Freckles New member Jul 13, 2015 #361 *gets ashes of Rome* Stop scolding me! *inserts criminal record*
Machiathemarshwiggle First Mate Jun 1, 2017 #362 *Gets a pair of handcuffs slapped on wrists* Crime never pays... *Inserts alibi*
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jun 3, 2017 #363 *gets an ability to do bad things without ever being caught* *inserts a dead body*
Miss Freckles New member Jun 4, 2017 #364 *gets a class of medical students brandishing their scalpels* *inserts common sense*
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jun 4, 2017 #365 *gets the hanging of seventy-three politicians* *inserts peace and quiet*
Miss Freckles New member Jun 16, 2017 #366 *gets unemployed construction workers* *inserts 9,033,206 clothespins*
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jun 17, 2017 #367 *gets seriously injured because they come out too fast and act like bullets* *inserts blood*
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jun 22, 2017 #369 *gets books with pictures that freak out my mom* *inserts Twitter*
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jun 30, 2017 #371 *gets blessed pirate treasure, because the pirates apparently kidnapped a priest* *inserts statue of Napoleon*
*gets blessed pirate treasure, because the pirates apparently kidnapped a priest* *inserts statue of Napoleon*
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jul 1, 2017 #373 *gets drowned sailors* *inserts Odysseus*
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jul 5, 2017 #375 *gets Animal Farm* *inserts economics*
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jul 18, 2017 #377 *gets golden eggs* *inserts golden goose*
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Jul 18, 2017 #378 *gets golden eggs* *inserts golden goose*
Glenburne Scourge of Squirreldom Staff member Royal Guard Aug 3, 2017 #380 *gets a host of screaming children who prove surprisingly effective as weapons of mass destruction* *inserts time*
*gets a host of screaming children who prove surprisingly effective as weapons of mass destruction* *inserts time*