Poetry: Duffer style

"And I stole his motorcycle" ? :p

Here's a poem I wrote in a random mood:

The Day That I Died

I was once thrown off a plane
For acting like that dude John Wayne
I pondered twice as I fell through the air
"How could anyone comb their hair?"
I landed on the ground far below with a thump
Then rubbed my head, which had acquired a bump.
I jumped to my feet when I thought of cheese
And then I just randomly fell to my knees
And I whined pitifully "Please God please
Be kind to give me some cheese?"
When out of the ground came cheese with wings
[Very different from any sort of normal things]
I grabbed a lamp, flicked it off,
Fell in a hole and let out a cough.
Into a two inch puddle I rolled
While the bell in my watch loudly tolled.
I lay there and drowned my poor little self
Dusted a penny and put it on a shelf.
I died that day, in a puddle I drowned
Laying, just laying, upon the ground.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome poem!!!!!! :p
 
I wrote this one when I was like seven..never gave it a title..it's really silly but:

Owls live in barns..
Owls live in heaven...
Do owls eat bread thats unleaven?
 
"And I stole his motorcycle" ? :p

Here's a poem I wrote in a random mood:

The Day That I Died

I was once thrown off a plane
For acting like that dude John Wayne
I pondered twice as I fell through the air
"How could anyone comb their hair?"
I landed on the ground far below with a thump
Then rubbed my head, which had acquired a bump.
I jumped to my feet when I thought of cheese
And then I just randomly fell to my knees
And I whined pitifully "Please God please
Be kind to give me some cheese?"
When out of the ground came cheese with wings
[Very different from any sort of normal things]
I grabbed a lamp, flicked it off,
Fell in a hole and let out a cough.
Into a two inch puddle I rolled
While the bell in my watch loudly tolled.
I lay there and drowned my poor little self
Dusted a penny and put it on a shelf.
I died that day, in a puddle I drowned
Laying, just laying, upon the ground.

very impressive!
 
the iron gate
by: ferny​

in our living room, stands an iron gate.
its original purpose was to keep children safe, from burning themselves in the fire.
when we bought it, we put it in the entrence way to the hallway so that the dogs wouldnt go there.
sometimes, i trip over it when it is late.
i will be walking down the hallway and forget that it is there and find myself bleeding because i have stabbed myself on its spire.
sometimes i think that, since i am the only one who has such problem with the gate, that life is simlpy not fare.
 
I wrote this poem when I was trying to think of something entirely different. This one makes more sense than "The Day That I Died" [what DOESN'T make more sense?], but it's cool anyways.

The Panic Poem
Somehow I don't know what to write
Something nice, something right ....
Shall I write about a sunset?
About a long-lost love?
Shall I write about a gift I recieved from above?
None of those seems good enough
Maybe I should drop the rhyming stuff
But no, if I did, I wouldn't feel right.
Oh God, please tell me, what should I write?
Words get mixed up in my head
But I wonder, is there something to dread?
If I get nervous and throw a fit
I'll have to make sure I'm not out of it
Oh wait, everything looks so hazy
My God! I really did go crazy!!
 
i used to be that girl you'd see in the movies.
riding in that sports car, drinking a smoothie.
horses would scare me, and i hated that country.
and that one cowboy and the way he'd annoy me.
but you see, i've thrown out that pearl, and look at me now, i'm a cowgirl.
now i'm that cowgirl, the kind you read about in books.
next year in april, i'm buying that chevy truck.
horse ridings a joy, and i listen to country
and someday, i swear, i'll marry that cowboy.

 
There is a lake
With sandy beaches
Where we were all, eating Peaches
When Ferny said: "look! Leaches!
Josh Cried: "Save the Peaches!"

When all of a sudden
There appeared a man
Who held a moth in his hand
He let it fly
& off it went, Scaring leaches
And so he saved the Peaches!

(yeah, crappy I know....:D)
 
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*claü clap* no, it's extraordinary! dufferish! excellent!

here is one i made just now...

THE REGRETTABLE FATE OF MiSS SUMMER AND HER MiRROR AND HER BAG AND AN iNNOCENT PLUMBER

one sunny morning the plumber
knocked on the door of miss summer
she was still in bed
and mad
because the plumber had woken her up
so she beat him with a tea cup
then she changed her mind
and decided to be kind
she went all red
and flushed him down the toilet

then she stepped out of the door
just like the day before
but today there was a wall
but that wasn't all.
there was a big ad in front of the house
it said "are you as grey as a mouse?
are you as big and square as a box?
is your nose as long as your socks?
then the case is clear:
your mother was an elephant, my dear!"

miss summer went all grey - ack
and searched for her mirror in her bag
indeed, her face so grey, so square
that was too much for her to bear
she would have died of shock there and then
but suddenly next to her a man
appeared, so small and green
with his bald head so clean.
he said "i am from another star
harhar.
i have come to kidnap miss summer,
it has to with her mamma."
he dragged the unconscious half-elephant
to his ufo parked on private land.

and nobody ever found out after that
why miss summer had been so grey and fat...
 
*claü clap* no, it's extraordinary! dufferish! excellent!

here is one i made just now...

THE REGRETTABLE FATE OF MiSS SUMMER AND HER MiRROR AND HER BAG AND AN iNNOCENT PLUMBER

one sunny morning the plumber
knocked on the door of miss summer
she was still in bed
and mad
because the plumber had woken her up
so she beat him with a tea cup
then she changed her mind
and decided to be kind
she went all red
and flushed him down the toilet

then she stepped out of the door
just like the day before
but today there was a wall
but that wasn't all.
there was a big ad in front of the house
it said "are you as grey as a mouse?
are you as big and square as a box?
is your nose as long as your socks?
then the case is clear:
your mother was an elephant, my dear!"

miss summer went all grey - ack
and searched for her mirror in her bag
indeed, her face so grey, so square
that was too much for her to bear
she would have died of shock there and then
but suddenly next to her a man
appeared, so small and green
with his bald head so clean.
he said "i am from another star
harhar.
i have come to kidnap miss summer,
it has to with her mamma."
he dragged the unconscious half-elephant
to his ufo parked on private land.

and nobody ever found out after that
why miss summer had been so grey and fat...
Thats great! :D

*thinks*
One summer evening
there was a boy
who ate a fish named Coy
But the fish had a Dad
Who got extremely MAD
He bit the boy & made him cry
Until he felt he'd DIE
Then the boy, wounded but glad
headed home & ate the DAD :eek:
 
There once was a frog
That lived in a bog
With a cat & a dog

They fought all the time
& in the end
The dog ate the cat & gave a big grin

But the Frog (who was good friends with the cat)
Found the dog & hit him with a bat
The dog died, & so the frog was left alone
doing nothing in the bog, his home
 
There once lived a man of the sea
Whose beard was the bright red of fire
He sat at the old King's right knee
And strummed ancient tunes on his.
 
at the shores of the sea,
this thread called out to me.
"i'm drowning," it screamed on top of its voice.
i helped it out - not that i had much choice.
the thread was mighty grateful to me,
and told me its tale with much glee.
"i was once a renowned, good thread,
where many a poet posted," it said.
until so many new threads came bouncing, alas,
and under these threads buried i was.
i lay many a month and many a day,
and after a while all hope went away,
until you came, bless you, and saved me at this shore,
now hopefully there will be more duff'rish lore."
 
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