Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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GrayCloak said:
I wish I had something better to do right now...

Granted! You are now running the mice maze

I wish I didn't have to do my homework
 
Granted, but its your worst teacher that does it for you and ends up living in your house, cutting his/her toenails at the kitchen table and using your towels to dry him/herself.

I wish maths were a thing of the past.
 
waterhogboy said:
I wish maths were a thing of the past.

Granted. You house collapses because no ones knows how to build one anymore. You don't get paid because you can never count up the number of hours you worked. In fact, there are no numbers, because numbers are math. You spend the rest of your life (ie 20 minutes) on the streets with the rest of the world, but you don't know that it was 20 minutes, because you can't count.

The ticks take over the world, because I need to make this random.

I wish there were no ticks
 
holyboy666 said:
I wish there were no ticks

Granted, but the sheer volume of insecticide needed to destroy all of the ticks causes all humans to get rare lung infections, and they run around the streets in a panic trying to figure out what to do, but because the ticks were the world leaders and now are destroyed, no one knows what to do, and all humans, in their blind panic, run off a cliff like lemmings.

I wish I had CSI on DVD.
 
Creampuff-O said:
I wish I had CSI on DVD.

Granted, but every episode is missing the last scene, and not finding out who did it drives you mad for the rest of your days.

I wish my dad wasn't kicking me off the computer
 
Granted, but its rubbish so you were incredibly dissapointed :D (joking!!)

I wish elephants really COULD fly!

IGNORE THIS! I was beaten to the mark by that holy kid over there :mad:
 
waterhogboy said:
IGNORE THIS! I was beaten to the mark by that holy kid over there :mad:

HEY! I'm the only other sane person on this forum, and I demand that...oh, shiny penny! I want I want I want I want!
 
waterhogboy said:
I wish elephants really COULD fly!

Granted, but an elephant flies into a commercial jet liner. This jet chrashes into the White House during a Presidential speech. The President, his advisors, the Vise President, the congress and the press are all killed in the explotion. Seeing that the President is gone, the elephants see this opportunity to seize control; they take over the White House...

I wish that the Elephants would legalize gambling...
 
Smog said:
I wish that the Elephants would legalize gambling...

Granted, gambling has been legalized, but the elephants own all the casinos and everything in them has been rigged, so the elephants become billonaires in a matter of days, while you go home with empty pockets. Soon the Elephants have all the money that exists in the world.

I wish the Elephants would give me all their money
 
borntofly said:
I wish the Elephants would give me all their money

Granted! But the Elephants only give it to you because they are preparing to print thier own version of money, meaning the paper they give you is worthless... on the new money Dumbo is on the hundred dollar bill.

I wish the Elephants would go away...
 
GrayCloak said:
I wish the Elephants would go away...

Granted, after the elephants have destoyed our world as we know it by trampling everything and sending a giant wooly mammoth to attack us, they leaves in a giant flying suacer with the aleins.

I wish I owned giant squid
 
Granted. The giant Shark already in your tank forms a plot to take all the cheese in the world, causing a massive cheese-shortage. They formulate a plan that involves a toe, a nail-filer, two peices of string, and a tic-tac-toe game (I never said it was a good plan) They some how kick the elephants out of office and eat all the chocolate. Their first order of buisness is to hunt you down, and dress you in a giant pig costume. The squid and the shark keep pulling your tail, which is extremly annoying. The costume is glued to your body so you can never get it off. All the people all laugh at you, except BC and Smog, who are your only friends, who you met at the insane assylm.

This all happens in the span of an hour

I wish I didn't have to learn french
 
holyboy666 said:
I wish I didn't have to learn french

Granted. France is wiped off the face of the Earth. No longer will the French bother the rest of the world, and the world rejoices.

Several days later, scientists at NASA and their counterparts all over the globe discover that with a hole in the Earth where France was, our orbit is off-balance and in 3 days, we will spin out of orbit. Fortunately, we miss the Sun. Unfortunately, we all freeze as we travel further and further into deep space.


I wish I had something shiny.
 
Creampuff-O said:
I wish I had something shiny.

Granted. You are given a radioactive coin. And it doesn't give you super powers.

I wish I had a boat
 
Sojourner said:
I wish I was bald


OK, you're bald, but your head becomes so shiny that you blind everyone that looksa at you and you are arrested for... um... Blinding people! That's it!

Holy Boy, you'd better not do this. It's getting annoying!

I wish I had a really nice older brother.
 
Granted, but your parents sell you because he's such a good replacement! You end up living in the local library having to eat books for food.

I wish books were tasty!
 
Granted. But because you bought a pirated copy, You were arrested and never got to see it and will spend the next 12 months of your life in a Minimum security prison.

I wish the world was flat
 
Sojourner said:
I wish the world was flat
Granted, you decide to sail around the world forgetting that the world is now flat. As you near the edge, you scream for chocolate, a member of your crew hands you a bar of Garideli chocolate and as you take a bite you vanish from the ship. Later you were found at home with a giant mole for a pet.

I wish I had some pasta

holyboy666 said:
Granted. The giant Shark already in your tank forms a plot to take all the cheese in the world, causing a massive cheese-shortage. They formulate a plan that involves a toe, a nail-filer, two peices of string, and a tic-tac-toe game (I never said it was a good plan) They some how kick the elephants out of office and eat all the chocolate. Their first order of buisness is to hunt you down, and dress you in a giant pig costume. The squid and the shark keep pulling your tail, which is extremly annoying. The costume is glued to your body so you can never get it off. All the people all laugh at you, except BC and Smog, who are your only friends, who you met at the insane assylm.

This all happens in the span of an hour
is there any cheese now? I like pigs and I'm quite all right with being dressed like one :D. I'm glad I still have friends like Black Cloack and Smog, we had fun in the insane assylm :D
 
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