100 or More Reasons to Honor the Cliff Called Cliff

52. because Cliff et al. don't care about what color they are
53(kind of again). because Dr. Lava has been away from the IA for a long time.
54. because Dr. Lava got her Ph. D by studying the effects of Falling/being-pushed off Cliff on the human psyche and body. (well, lieke is always complaining about me not giving the reason I am qualified to by a doctor at the IA, there it is in black and Green at least on the normal format)
55. because Dr. Lava has fallen from Cliff while studying him/her, thus making her prone to to refering to herself in third-person
56. because Cliff is Cliff
 
69. Because I long for the day that knowledge of the cliff called Cliff will be in the Duffer handbook as an essential part of Dufferland, and everybody will know that I named him (or her).
 
72. Because Cliff has a positive personality.
73. Because Cliff derives (its, his?) positivity from enjoying how people get knocked off (it, him?).
74. Because Cliff can find positivity in what non-Duffers might consider negativity...
 
53. because..... HERBIE!
14. because I don't like Thorndyke.
653. Because Herbie keeps jumping/falling/being pushed off cliffs/hills.
153. because when Herbie falls off cliffs he sometimes lands in trees.
 
78. Because I know a really sad story involving a cliff
79. because I have the urge to put a cliff in my story now
80. because it's always cool when someone dives off a cliff in a movie
 
87. Because I just painted Cliff red.
88. Because I fell off Cliff while I was painting (he, she, it?) red.
89. Because I bounced back up onto Cliff after I fell off Cliff.
90. Because bouncing is what Tiggers do best.
 
92. Because I want to thank Glenburne for reviving this thread.
93. Because I love Cliff.
94. Because I want to post reason no. 100.
95. Because Cliff is a fine example of a cliff.
96. Because Cliff is the only cliff that can fall off himself.
97. *pushes Cliff off Cliff while standing on Cliff looking at Cliff falling off Cliff*
98. Because it's fun writing sentences like that in no. 97.
99. I wonder if Cliff bounces?
100. Because I think it fitting that I, who named Cliff, should bring this thread to its fulfilment (ie. the 100th reason).
101. Because I wouldn't want to leave it at that, but hope that many more reasons will be posted.
 
102. Because Peepiceek has declared Cliff a he.
103. Because a she named Cliff would be extremely strange.
104. Because a cliff as personable as Cliff should never be called "it."
105. Because cliffs can be personable.
106. Because cliffs/Cliff do not need PR agents to seem personable.
107. Because I just put the Shiny Trash Can on top of Cliff.
108. Because the Shiny Trash Can just rolled off of Cliff.
109. *Shiny Trash Can bounces back up*
110. Because the Shiny Trash Can can bounce.
 
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