You're Banned! II

Thou art banned forthwith for verily thou wert sorely missed aforetime when thy presence was scarce on this forum
 
Thou art banned, for thy light is green. Hide the green light, for it doth confuse Fauns, who then art run down by the trains of Telmar.
 
Thou art banned, for thou shouldest not communicate with arrows. It remindeth me of Robin Hood, who probably did not exist.
 
Thou art banned for thy reminder of Robin Hood's probable nonexistent state. Thou shouldst not have done this wicked thing; for who among us does not admire that roguish scoundrel?

"He'll take all your jewels, but do it with style."
 
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