You are banned because Specter used the ban button to balance out a table and, well, someone would suffer. You were banned by the leg of a table. It's a unique way to go, at least you have that knowledge.
Thou art banned for abandoning the Tongue, and because I just noticed that "ban" is part of the word "abandonment." Thus, failure to use Elizabethan English in this thread results in an automatic ban.
Thou art banned, thou insolent popinjay! Bewail thy transgression, or I shall send thee unto the tongue that never ceaseth! (That is, whichever member of thy family talketh the most.)
You're banned for blaming me for your mistakes.
(And I don't mind listening to my family, thanks. Also, that'd be my grandpa- he's always telling stories.)