You're Banned! II

And you are banned because I'm always glad to see "absent" members return.


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This time, you're banned because I like your "Anti-Twilight" line. You may or may not recall that, in some past roleplaying on Dancing Lawn, I created the superhero "Grey Eagle" for the specific purpose of slaying sexy vampires.
 
Thou art banned, for grown men ought not to weep unless assaulted by octopi, and grown women ought not to write papers except to insult grown men. And so shall the unimagined future come....
 
Thou art banned, for in Dufferland, thread abuse is the heart of all our most cherished beliefs. Thou knowest that I speak truly.
 
Thou art banned, for Freckles is no hypocrite. She did not deny that Shakespeare also doth speak through her mouth. Freckles was incorrect, however, for Shakespeare is dead. Early modern English did speak through thy mouth, though whether it hath sufficient personhood to compare to the DLR, I cannot say.
 
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