Would you rather

...unemployed in Greenland.... *sigh*

Would you rather be the Grim Reaper or the leader of the Sicilian Mafia?
 
*sigh* Memorize the Communist Manifesto....

Would you rather be a violent revolutionary who kills people but stays out of prison, or a nonviolent burglar who spends twenty years in prison?
 
Deer heads, any day of the week.

Would you rather be fined for a misdemeanor or be a Hello Kitty fanatic?
 
Well, the obvious choice would seem to be a grandfather clock, as I would get to spend my life simply observing life as it passes by before me. I would end up floating in the ocean as a glob of plastic if I chose milk jug.

Would you rather be a pro cat wrangler or pro cheese eater?
 
Flexible. Obviously...?

Would you rather have to clean your room or spend an afternoon visiting your neighbor?
 
Car. I've got a car and my fixing skills are pathetic.

Would you rather die a hero's death or be president?
 
Depends on what I'm famous for. I could become a famous serial murderer of penguins.

Would you rather spend a weekend in the middle of a inter-family feud in Albania, or a weekend stranded in a tent in Antarctica?
 
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