Haiku's,Poems and anything that rhymes!

One for the Trues:Good High King Peter,Fair Queen Susan,Valiant Queen Lucy,and Handsome Kind Edmund......
(All adults)

Look at those brats,disgracing our name
Making fools of themselves while putting US to shame
Peter's a boss
Susan's a tart
Lucy's got Heart
and I suppose Edmund's really got nothing to bag on
Why must the elder ones be so immature
while younger ones look like saints?
Peter:I was much more noble than charicature
and seeing that pig makes me faint
Susan:I've never seen anyone act so awfully! So vile and stupid and repulsively! Liking Caspian,surely not!
Why on earth would I THINK he's hot?
Lucy:I have pity on the copies of us,they're pretty much the same and sweet besides,made to live in that horrible world
Edmund:I feel sorry as well,we should honor them somehow
Make their lives feel swell
and some dignity to them endow
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Peter:To whatever demon created these awfull replica's,May Aslan have mercy on your soul
 
Amen, Real Peter!!

I was looking forward to seeing the TRUE Pevensies depicted, and this did not disappoint!

Yes,I make them very saintly and kind compared to the fakes or Im's.
I think I've posted one of their conversations in one of my story threads,maybe I can bring it up again
 
One concerning Ben Barnes and the silly things He does in my book.....

Oh my dear Ben,do not be alarmed
This book is pure fiction and I am unarmed
but for your safety's don't come any closer.
Many silly things you have done
So many in fact I had to put them in a book
Like kissing a cinnamon bun
and try canned pea soup to cook.
I know those are pure lies
but you've told a few yourself
For in that soap with all that paper on the shelf
You didn't just leave! You stayed till us viewers died!
Of boredom that is.
And concerning that horrible horrible flick
that you were so dumb to portray
That awfull piece of work that makes me want to kick
Myself in the head when you say the word "Gray"
In this story,I have run over a lot of the nasty stuff
and instead added comedy
So that it says you didn't WANT to be in the buff
on screen but there was no other remedy
to get out of contract and so you had been played.
Also I added a monkey and a pretty maid
who are your only friends
while Pattinson lives in a garbage bin
and Adamson to your reputation DOES NOT aid
But in the end you finally win,
that award of your dreams
and get the girl and defeat the bad guys
and everything in between,
Now is only I could send in the finished script
and get this on the silver screen!
 
TRUE High King Peter gives Adamson a little visit.......


Peter:Oh hello dear Andrew won't you take a seat?
I'm sure with my sword you wouldn't want a beat?
Now sit down....
Adamson:Oh my goodness! Who are you?
and how did you get through?
Security help me!
Peter:They can't hear you you terrible boy
Why did you strip my likeness of all it's knightly virtue
and make him seem like a toy?
Adamson:I thought it would appeal to the media
Security help!
I thought kids would like it better that way!
Peter:That's no excuse! What you did is wrong,Now everyone sees me as a fool instead who I really am!
Adamson:Sorry your highness I just thought....
Peter:I've had enough with you,you tire me
Now put down that pencil and don't direct any more
Leave true narnia alone and stick to your shrek
Now I will leave.....
Adamson:That didn't even rhyme
Peter:I don't care,At least it had beat
Adamson:No it didn't
Peter:Stop it before I banish you cretin*leaves*
Adamson:GASP!*Wakes up at 12:00 am* good grief what a horrible dream!
 
Pattinson in a garbage can! Does that make him a neighbor to Oscar the Grouch?

Pretty much,He is the human equivalent to oscar the grouch.
He runs around on all fours like a dog and eats of the garbage like a bum.
Kind of demeaning to someone so popular,but if he ain't taking a shower than he ain't getting any better treatment:D
 
What you wrote just now about Peter and Mr. Adamson could easily be expanded into something like "A Christmas Carol," with Adamson as Scrooge being corrected by "literary spirits."
 
Keep up the good work! You have a very interesting view of everything and you present your stories well. I like the way say what's on your mind.
 
Keep up the good work! You have a very interesting view of everything and you present your stories well. I like the way say what's on your mind.

Thanks....I made the BOYS one a big long tale. I want to print out the peices and then do watercolor drawings for them. I want to turn it into a book about a girl like me who is like a modern princess. But boys are annoying to her and she keeps writing about different ones(like the poems). I will turn it into a lesson like the "princess and the kiss" book and make it that you should choose only the good one. The christian,the chilvarous,the one raised well.
So I now I have the next installment about those same boys from the first 2,they've been doing stuff lately....
 
EVEN MORE BOYS....

A sales lad came to the door the other day
selling magazines
My mother opened the door when she shouldn't have
and he was joking about baggy jeans
What made it worse was that it was the same boy
from across the street
Seeing him at my front door was not a joy
and I ran out the back one as fast as my feet
could carry me



Sorry it's short but I need to work on other things...
 
For Ola,who is in a lot of pain right now.....

Your dear Bianka,that poor cat
has gone to kitty heaven at the tip of a hat
I'm dearly sorry and I cried for you
for I've known what the pain of losing a pet can do
I lost a dog and we sorely cried
and no cheering up would help us,no matter how hard they tried
I wish I knew some way to send flowers
and some sort of gift,perhaps and E-card
to give you some happy power
so the pain is not so hard
Dear Ola,I feel you....I know it's sad
and I'm sure Bianka didn't leave because she was bad
She's in Heaven now,waiting for you
So when your day comes,I hope you're not blue
Cheer up sweetie
Cheer up:)
 
Your welcome Ola,I'm going to find you a really nice card to send you by visitor messaging...I like to make people feel better because people make me feel better when I'm down in the dumps too
 
A funny poem meant to cheer up Ola a bit....

Look at me! Look at me!
I've got a slug on one knee!
I'm being silly I'm being free
look at me! look at me!
I hear a princess has been to the wedding
with a dapper young wolf of doom
of Queen Isabella and her handsome groom
I hear you threw cake,I hear you threw mash
I bet the whole dang thing
was a lovely smash!
I hear you got free cookies and all sorts of treats
I hear they ate Edward,now that's really sweet!
You and mewsie had a fun war
throwing champagne and whatever more
I wish I'D have come,but I am stuck
In a big ugly hole
of gruesome black muck:D
 
Well mewsie,I wasn't speaking through dusty...cuz I WAS at the wedding.
I was just speaking through some guy,I really hope Ola feels better so I'm writing poems for her....But unfortunately I have writers' block again and can't think of anymore >.< doh!
 
Do you know you're spoiling me?
Gosh thanks so much for the wonderful(and very funny)poems.I was laughing at the last one.You described me and Mewsie's war to a tee.Congratulations on your poem-writing skills!*hugs,along with Maugrim and Zorro*
 
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