The Spanish Inquisition
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It is.narnia was real!
Things I wish were real:
1. Smerdy the Purple duck
2. Jean Valjean. So I can hug him.
3. Javert. So I can marry him.
4. Raskolnikov, so I can have a talk with him about ax safety.
5. Ivan, a character of my own creation, so I can knock some sense into him.
6. Dragons, because they're cool.