Corrupt a Wish Game II

Granted, but then the Wish Faerie gets mad at you, and takes away your ability to type.

I wish to not have to do Math, ever again!
 
Granted, but then you cannot get a job or buy anything because you can't do the math.

I wish this stick would turn into a magic wand so I could direct magical music.
 
Granted, but then the smart magical wand zaps you and makes you start singing, causing you to pour out all the yummy water.

I wish that everybody in the world was happy.
 
Granted but then people are so happy the neglect their duties and the world collapses in a heap of happiness.

I wish my pen wasn't out of ink.
 
I can! :p

Granted, but the evil language demons, foiled at their attempt to get everybody calling each other 'retarded', decide to use 'spare-oomian-ish' instead... :p

I wish my thingy would show up and do whatchamacallit! :p
 
Granted but none of your wishes never come true...not even corruptedly.

I wish for Twilight to come back to this thread and revive the Cynical Wish Faerie.
 
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