Fantasy Fan New member Jul 17, 2007 #81 Granted except the hiccups come back within a few minutes I wish I was a true friend of almost everybody on this website.
Granted except the hiccups come back within a few minutes I wish I was a true friend of almost everybody on this website.
Spare Oomian New member Jul 17, 2007 #82 Granted but then everyone wants to meet you and you become paranoid. I wish my friend would brake up with her boyfriend.
Granted but then everyone wants to meet you and you become paranoid. I wish my friend would brake up with her boyfriend.
Rhyanidd New member Jul 17, 2007 #83 Granted, but then she's devestated, and she won't stop crying on your shoulder! I wish for a monkey named Jack.
Granted, but then she's devestated, and she won't stop crying on your shoulder! I wish for a monkey named Jack.
Fantasy Fan New member Jul 17, 2007 #84 Granted, but he keeps stealing your stuff I wish this game would never end!
Rhyanidd New member Jul 17, 2007 #85 Granted, but your stuck and you can't post anywhere but here... I wish for everyone to eat a breadstick...right...NOW!
Granted, but your stuck and you can't post anywhere but here... I wish for everyone to eat a breadstick...right...NOW!
Spare Oomian New member Jul 17, 2007 #86 Granted but then all the wheat in the world is gone and bread no longer exists. I wish milk was less expensive.
Granted but then all the wheat in the world is gone and bread no longer exists. I wish milk was less expensive.
Rhyanidd New member Jul 17, 2007 #87 Granted, but all the milk out there has not been pasteurized! I wish for the Nile!
Spare Oomian New member Jul 17, 2007 #88 Granted but then Egypt gets mad and they look for you so they can kill you as you are a demon. I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted but then Egypt gets mad and they look for you so they can kill you as you are a demon. I wish I knew what to wish for.
Rhyanidd New member Jul 17, 2007 #89 Granted, but then the Wish Faerie gets mad at you, and takes away your ability to type. I wish to not have to do Math, ever again!
Granted, but then the Wish Faerie gets mad at you, and takes away your ability to type. I wish to not have to do Math, ever again!
Fantasy Fan New member Jul 17, 2007 #90 Granted, but then you cannot get a job or buy anything because you can't do the math. I wish this stick would turn into a magic wand so I could direct magical music.
Granted, but then you cannot get a job or buy anything because you can't do the math. I wish this stick would turn into a magic wand so I could direct magical music.
Spare Oomian New member Jul 17, 2007 #91 Granted but then the wand gets smart and you lose control of the music. I wish my lip would stop hurting.
Granted but then the wand gets smart and you lose control of the music. I wish my lip would stop hurting.
Fantasy Fan New member Jul 17, 2007 #93 Granted, but then the smart magical wand zaps you and makes you start singing, causing you to pour out all the yummy water. I wish that everybody in the world was happy.
Granted, but then the smart magical wand zaps you and makes you start singing, causing you to pour out all the yummy water. I wish that everybody in the world was happy.
Spare Oomian New member Jul 17, 2007 #94 Granted but then people are so happy the neglect their duties and the world collapses in a heap of happiness. I wish my pen wasn't out of ink.
Granted but then people are so happy the neglect their duties and the world collapses in a heap of happiness. I wish my pen wasn't out of ink.
Fantasy Fan New member Jul 17, 2007 #95 Granted, but the ink turns invisible. I wish someone corrupts this wish
Spare Oomian New member Jul 17, 2007 #96 Granted but once I corrupt this wish I corrupt and you never see me again. *corrupts* I wish the word 'retarded' didn't exist.
Granted but once I corrupt this wish I corrupt and you never see me again. *corrupts* I wish the word 'retarded' didn't exist.
Fantasy Fan New member Jul 17, 2007 #97 Sadly I can't corrupt that wish, for, it too, is one of my own.
Olórin the Wise New member Jul 17, 2007 #98 I can! Granted, but the evil language demons, foiled at their attempt to get everybody calling each other 'retarded', decide to use 'spare-oomian-ish' instead... I wish my thingy would show up and do whatchamacallit!
I can! Granted, but the evil language demons, foiled at their attempt to get everybody calling each other 'retarded', decide to use 'spare-oomian-ish' instead... I wish my thingy would show up and do whatchamacallit!
Fantasy Fan New member Jul 17, 2007 #99 Granted, but then it turns whatshisface into a whoseamawhatsit. I wish that I could wish some more.
Rhyanidd New member Jul 17, 2007 #100 Granted but none of your wishes never come true...not even corruptedly. I wish for Twilight to come back to this thread and revive the Cynical Wish Faerie.
Granted but none of your wishes never come true...not even corruptedly. I wish for Twilight to come back to this thread and revive the Cynical Wish Faerie.