Eeeeegggggssss

Doom? Uh-oh. You mean like in LOTR? DOOM, DOOM Drums in the deep! DOOM, DOOM They are coming! DOOM, DOOM We are cut off! DOOM, DOOM... wait. That doesn't quite sound like an Orc drum to me. Can you hold on a second? *walks off*


WHO PUT A BRICK IN MY DRYER?! :eek:
 
you are not doing ANYTHiNG to my lung. other than provoke it.

call dr lieke! she'll know what to do!

dr lieke: i'm sorry, there's only one hope... if you don't turn into a statue immediately, you won't survive.
mf: *facepalm*
olorin: *whispers to dr lieke*
dr lieke: actually, there is another chance. it involves a dishwasher, and olorin.
mf: anything! anything but being a statue!
 
Dr. Lieke: Well, alright. *pushes Olorin into the dishwasher* There. Now you're all cured. :)
Me: NO! NOT AGAIN!
Bowl of Petunias: *drops whale on dishwasher*
Me: *sigh* I think I'll move to Alaska.
 
Dr. Lieke: Well, alright. *pushes Olorin into the dishwasher* There. Now you're all cured. :)
Me: NO! NOT AGAIN!
Bowl of Petunias: *drops whale on dishwasher*
Me: *sigh* I think I'll move to Alaska.

mf: *is bored* *turns on tv*

newsreporter: ... so please help the evacuees to find a place to stay until the mystery around the "bearded phantom" is brought to light...
 
*drinks coffe and becomes hyper* THAT'Snotallyou'VE'been'doIngcomeontellmewhatelse! Huh? huH? Huh? You wanna piece of me? *dances around like a bug on a hot plate* Come on! *beats up the air* You scared? Come on! *jumps up, hits ceiling, comes down, goes through floor, ends up in bathtub below*

OOh, a bath. *runs water & falls over unconscious*
 
so passeth a worthy officer of the spelling police, a good wizard and an old friend.

mob: lies! lies!
mf: but... he is... *puzzled*
mob: fire! help! torches! pitchforks!
mf: what the...?
oly: what are you doing in my bathroom?
beard: it's all mf's fault.
mf: *falls through air*
superman: *CLASH* *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* what were you doing in my way???
mf: ask olorin *sulks*
superman: i will *flies towards oly's house*
mob: *falls through air*
superman: *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT*
mf: *giggle*
 
so passeth a worthy officer of the spelling police, a good wizard and an old friend.

mob: lies! lies!
mf: but... he is... *puzzled*
mob: fire! help! torches! pitchforks!
mf: what the...?
oly: what are you doing in my bathroom?
beard: it's all mf's fault.
mf: *falls through air*
superman: *CLASH* *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* what were you doing in my way???
mf: ask olorin *sulks*
superman: i will *flies towards oly's house*
mob: *falls through air*
superman: *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT*
mf: *giggle*

THAT''s ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT
:eek:
 
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