Dramatic entrance (Please do not delete)

"Well," muttered Jewel, "We're doomed..."
Then a voice was heard from behind. "If it's a war he wants....It's a war he shall get!"
"Who said that?" asked one of the duffers.

It was GANDALF!!!!YAY!!!He had come with many valiant men and elves, and helped the knight to his feet. "Show them no mercy!" Gandalf instructed and both armies-the one Gandalf brought joined the ents and elves and men the knight had rallied-lined up, facing each other. The man w/ the ring's army jeered, and the ents beat their trunks like war drums....the sky had cleared considerably! The duffers had made it atop the stone mumakil, and were hiding very quietly. Then a large black shadow appeared and overshadowed everyone......The knight had a bad feeling about this and looked up....to see.....EMPEROR PALPATINE'S SUPER STAR DESTROY LOOMING OVERHEAD!!!
"Oh man..." the duffers groaned as they recalled how palpatine had chased them awhile ago.....Then small specks appeared from the massive ship....white shuttles landed in a circle round about everyone....and out poored battalions of Storm Troopers-or what appeared to be storm troopers...except they wore black, and had bigger guns. Green laser blasts issued from the massive Super Star Destroyer, aimed right at Isengard!!!They nailed the dam squarely and it broke.....the river rushed out!!except it wasn't water...it was.....DR. PEPPER!!!! The knight gave Curumo a look "I should have expected that...." As Curumo took his Wonka bars back from the duffers.... Curumo gave him a look as the river drew nearer and nearer...the black clad Storm Troopers looked at each other and ran back to their shuttles!the shuttles took off and hovered in the air....The river or soda swept over everyone still on the ground!!!"NOT AGAIN!!!" screamed the duffers!soon all of isengard was filled with Dr. Pepper...and Curumo gave a shriek as he saw his palantir floating downstream....The knight picked it up....and said "Think fast Curumo!" He chucked it but underestimated it's weight....and hit Jadis squarely in the head w/ it....she fell back on a piece of floating debris w/ a happy look on her face and mumbling something about "Narnia on Ice"....

Groaning, the Prince of the West sat down on a log soaked with Dr. Pepper. "Merciful syncretism", he moaned. "How much more of this can we take?"
"Watch this!" gushed Eccentric Biblophile. Snapping out his cellular, he keyed a few speed dials and muttered something inaudible.
Suddenly the sky overhead was seared by the sudden appearance of the Battlestar Galactica. Just above the horizon, the Starship Enterprise winked into view, chased by a Borg ship. Eight of the nine Princes of Amber came galloping over the hill, surrounded by flying monkeys. A Berserker lander flared and settled onto the ridge. The Gryffindor Quidditch team swooped in and began circling Isengard. A pinnace from Honor Harrington's flagship landed and a squadron of Royal Marines burst out, flechette guns at the ready. Bren Cameron came dashing up, escorted by Jago and Banichi. A white rabbit bounded past, chased by a little girl. Jago dispatched the rabbit with a quick snapshot.
"Holy smoke", the Prince gazed at EB in wonder. "What calling plan are you on?"

The enormous number of ships now gathered overhead began to clash!!flashing lights and explosions filled the skies....the marines began to pull people out of the Dr.Pepper... then suddenly....The Dr.Pepper settled down....and filled Isengard like a bowl of soup....everyone was fished out....and the storm troopers landed again!(hey...which Enterprise came??the one w/ Kirk??or the newest???) they waisted no time and stunned everyone around...many blue rings were seen...3 dark figures waited outside the ring of storm troopers(or whatever they are...they ain't normal storm troopers ), watching silently....

"Nooo" cried Lord Eirek "thou hast not victored did thou think I would rely on an army that cost ten pence? " then Lord Eirek lifted his hand and five scores of men wearing all black, with silver masks, appeared before him. Then again he rose his hand, and more men came from his left with a figure leading them who looked shockingly similiar to Liam Neeson "hast thou met my friend, Raz agul(Sp?)" then a blast came from a giant machine and all the Dr. Pepper evaporated intantly "heh, I guess it really does work" said Lord Eirek "thou know that the river Isen wasn't always Dr. Pepper, hahahahahah"

The knight leaned over and whispered in Jewel's ear..."We should have thrown him in the crack of Mt. Doom...." then Lord Eirek was stunned by a squad of Black-Clad StormTroopers!!he turned around and glared at them and they fired again!down he fell......the battle ensued overhead and occasionally a bolt of somesort would come crashing to the ground near everyone!!"Curumo...you do know you have a lovely new lawn ornament don't you? The knight asked him, motioning to the rank of stone mumakil...Then everything went black for the knight!he was stunned...

EB...EB...a voice subtley whispers. EB's eyes flash open suddenly grasping his sword ready for the next attack from his foes, only there are no foes. Perplexed EB scans his surroundings. Gothic structure, Pew's, dust and cobwebs, It seems to be a cathedral...abandoned for years by the looks of it. EB gets up slowly, sword drawn, ready for anything. "This is impossible" he mutters. He wanders into the next room, his eyes widen as he sees before him the largest library he'd ever seen "my...my..oh my dear Jesus" he says reverently. "Do you like it?" says a voice, it's deep and rich. EB spins around to see a robed man with shockingly green eyes and cropped back hair. "W-Who are you?" asks EB with a touch of nervousness. "Oh, noone really, just the keeper of this library" he lifts his hands to emphasize the scores of books. "And where exactly is this Library?" asks EB recovering his nervousness and raising his sword to the man's throat. The man shows no fear he simply raises and eyebrow and states matter of factly "This is your own mind". EB's eye's widen once more "How?". "Surely you remember,the fight with the Nazgul and you being knocked out?" he asks smooth and arrogant. EB looks at him annoyed by the question "That's not what I meant. I meant-". the man cuts him off "yes yes, I know what you meant. Unfortunately you shall not get an answer". EB's face reddens with anger, he tries to hide it tries to keep cool, can't let him see...but he does. "It infurates you doesn't it? a drop of precious knowledge denied you." he asks. "Yes" EB states simply, his jaw clenched and hand gripped so tightly on his sword that you can see every vein. The nameless man is still smilingly cruelly " Do you know why it infurates you, why it makes your blood boil, it's fear...pure and simple, fear of the unknown. Fear of the creatures that live outside of this cathedral, fear of being helpless to there power, fear of it taking the ones you love again, it was your fault you know, your wife dying. You could have saved her if you knew how." here hatred fills his voice "It's all your fault, everythings all...your...fault". EB drops to his knees and begins to sob...

Then a hand taped EB's shoulder "Your mind? What a silly idea that is" the voice said, but when EB turned around there was no one there. Then there was another tap on his shoulder "I'm right here" EB jumped but when he had turned around it was just the imaginery librarian. "why so jumpy?" the librarian asked "it's just your imagination."

Then there came a humming...it grew louder and louder....and a whirring and some beeping...it echoed throughout the imaginary library...then...."CANDY CANES YAY!!!" resounded!!the librarian looked around...."oh no he's awake!!" the shout came from the knight...

Jewel was seen sitting on a chair in the library rubbing her head. "Was it all a dream, it couldn't be."

"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS CRUELTY!!!" The knight screamed!! EB and Jewel awoke with a snort to see Darth Vader in the back of a prison cell...a probe droid in front...and the Knight who was bound....the probe droid held a large candy cane in front of the knight...and Vader was questioning him.....there was Christmas music playing....the knight didn't seem to mind it!

Jewel looked around desperately for something to save the knight. Then she saw something on the opposite wall of the room, a laser gun. She slowly and quietly crept to the other side and picked it up. Then she pointed it at Darth Vader, "Move or I'll shoot," she yelled, trying to sound tough even though she didn't really know how to use a laser gun.

"Turn off the safety" said Mr. Fideal coming from seemingly nowhere. "Where's the safety?" asked Jewel "it's on the handle" replied Mr.Fideal "well actually I don't remember but if that lights on it's on safe, I can tell you that."

Vader turned and said "Join me...and together we will rule....Middle-Earth" Jewel shook her head "NEVER!!!" "Well, maybe...." she finangled w/ the laser gun for a minute and several storm troopers took her by each arm and put her in bonds. EB just stared as this went on in his mind untill....

He heard a sound which at first he thought to be screaming cats or possibly a violin being played by a toddler. His eyes started to open and when they did, he could see Mr.Fideal infront of him "you all right? I used to be a docter, so no worries you'll be alright." Said Mr. Fideal. EB was resting against the crumbled structure where the party was held for Zantar_Black. "No worries" repeated Mr. Fideal as he walked quickly past EB, but then Fideal tripped over a rock and hit the broken structure. A board fell and hit EB on the head sending him back to his imaginery world, but it was...

(Oh boy I screwed this up, sorry guys. I posted and then edited a lot without realizing you guys kept going....I suppose I should erase the added part right? well could you guys at least go back and look at it first and PM me with a review maybe?)

Not imaginary....EB woke up to find himself in an imperial cell block(looking like the inside of a square tin can....and grey, w/ a cot against the wall....) and could hear sounds coming from two cells down and Darth Vader shouting in a very angry voice "THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER!!" with that Darth Vader left the knight alone...with Christmas music playing...thinking this would surely drive him crazy!he didn't know however, that the knight ENJOYS Christmas music!! EB could also hear the moaning and wailing of the duffers several cells away as they were being subjected to listening to Christmas music while storm troopers ate their candy in front of them!! what they didn't know was that the knight had stoled one of the storm trooper's com links when they turned to leave...the knight began singing along w/ the Christmas music into the comm link...pretending it was a microphone!it was set to a frequency where every storm trooper on board the Super Star Destroyer (hey...where did all those other ships get to???) was tuned in....as the knight continued to sing the stormtroopers fell to the ground in agony and passed out!! (i'm not a bad singer at all in reality...hehe.)

Then the door to the knights sell opened and in walked a storm trooper "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?" asked the knight...

Indeed, GKoN knew exactly who it was that appeared then as he took off his helmet...it was Luke Skyskwalker, the famed and legendary "brother from another mother" of Luke Skywalker! "I'm here to save you, sir knight," said Luke with his familiar lisp. Curumo, who had heard Luke Skyskwalker talk, couldn't help but laugh suddenly.

The knight thanked Luke Skywalker and ran to free the duffers!as well as everyone else who had been captured......"Come Curumo!" he shouted as he ran out the door! He hit every button on every door and they all popped open!! Some of the duffers had to be woken up....others had fainted from other devices Vader used to question them....