This is a really long stupid(and random) one I wrote a really long time ago,and I'm bored so I'll post it.
There are monsters under my bed,
And lizards in my locker,
I would tell my mother,
But I simply don't want to shock her.
I would tell my dad,
But he'd just laugh and say
"Don't lie,Georgie may!"
So I can't tell him,rather sad.
There's noone else I could tell,
Except maybe my brother,though he does smell.
So I told big bro,
All he said was "So?"
My family is not on the telling list,
Meanwhile the lizards are eating my books.
I try to tell them to go away,I shake my fist.
But they WON'T,their being such crooks!
Finally I told my best mate
Her name is Kate
We decided to just KICK them out
Kate said I shouldn't just mope and pout.
So we got some gloves and protective gear
And some paper towels so our visors don't smear
When the lizards spit all over our gear.
So then we went to my locker.
The state it was in,A horrible shocker!
We used our tongs
And we tried to calm them by singing some songs
Finally we got the lizards out of my locker!
Then Kate and me went to my room
We used a vacuum that went "vroom vroom"
To get the monsters out from under my bed.
We tried our hardest,we didn't win.
And you know,those monsters have the worst grin!
Kate said she had to go
So I had to sew
A big big bag.
This big big bag,I filled with food.
Then when the monsters were in the mood
To eat they'd go,and get trapped in the sack!
Then I'd get my bed back!
I tried,this did it!
Now the problem was to get the sack outside
It was soo hard,I almost quit.
But finally I got the bag out,the monsters flew wide.
As I watched the monsters fly
I thought with a sigh
"Now I have nothing to do!"
But y'know,soon I'll have something new...