The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

~Lava~

Well-known member

• Jan 25, 2007

• #1,001

pulls out rusted sword because it, of course, is not shiny and bludgeons GKoN and Ink monster.

 

Lady of Lorien

New member

• Jan 25, 2007

• #1,002

Ha ha! Why didn't I think of this before? Feeds GKoN to the Ink Monster. That satisfies the Ink Monster AND gets GKoN out of my hair! Brilliant...

Nah, don't worry, I don't really hate you THAT much...or do I? J/K

 

Dernhelm

Lady of Rohan

Staff member

Knight of the Noble Order

• Jan 25, 2007

• #1,003

[mod]Now now. Remember, Rosymole said no killing... (Long, long ago)[/mod]

 

Lady of Lorien

New member

• Jan 25, 2007

• #1,004

But I didn't kill him...I just fed him to the Ink Monster! Who knows what the Ink Monster will do? I'm sure I don't...

 

Georgie the Valient

New member

• Jan 26, 2007

• #1,005

YES YOU DO!But at least the Ink Monster will die when GKoN tries to escape and cuts his stomach

 

Lady of Lorien

New member

• Jan 26, 2007

• #1,006

If the Ink Monster HAS a stomach, that is...

 

Georgie the Valient

New member

• Jan 26, 2007

• #1,007

Oh it does.The Can himself told me and he knows all as you know.

 

Sir Benjamin the Lion

New member

• Jan 26, 2007

• #1,008

An All knowing can, and so we must can the Ink Monster.

 

~Lava~

Well-known member

• Jan 26, 2007

• #1,009

Oh, Can how should we kill Ink Monster. and the person inside

 

Lady of Lorien

New member

• Jan 26, 2007

• #1,010

*waits for a reply* Maybe we didn't offer him enough in return? Let's see...

 

Olórin the Wise

New member

• Jan 26, 2007

• #1,011

How about: 3 cookies, 2 sacrificial burnt monkeys, and a shiny soup can that it can destroy?

 

Lady of Lorien

New member

• Jan 26, 2007

• #1,012

But...you left out a can of ink to wet it's taste for the Ink Monster....

 

~Lava~

Well-known member

• Jan 26, 2007

• #1,013

He says that we need to mix all the weapons we have used so far together (Including GKoN) and feed it to him.

 

Lady of Lorien

New member

• Jan 26, 2007

• #1,014

What are we supposed to season the salad with? Ink?

 

~Lava~

Well-known member

• Jan 27, 2007

• #1,015

I think so.

 

Lady of Lorien

New member

• Jan 27, 2007

• #1,016

Well then... *gets salad tongs*

 

~Lava~

Well-known member

• Jan 27, 2007

• #1,017

Makes awful smelling mixture of all the stuff that we have used so far, putting GKoN on top, LoL do you have the ink.

 

Lady of Lorien

New member

• Jan 27, 2007

• #1,018

Yes...but it's hot pink... Oh well, it'll do.

 

Gondor Knight of Narnia

New member

• Jan 27, 2007

• #1,019

*Harpoons ink monster*

 

Lady of Lorien

New member

• Jan 27, 2007

• #1,020

Hey! Get back in the salad, you! We were about to feed you to The Can! Oh well, it's all right...this way we can still feed you to the Ink Monster instead...