Corrupt a Poem

I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out in rain - and back in rain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over houses from another street,

But duffers call me back or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One luminary trout against the sky

Proclaimed the lime was neither moving nor right.
I have been one epoxied with the night.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out in rain - and back in rain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over houses from another diminsion,

But duffers call me back or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One luminary trout against the sky

Proclaimed the lime was neither moving nor right.
I have been one epoxied with the night.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out in rain - and back in rain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me back or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One luminary trout against the sky

Proclaimed the lime was neither moving nor right.
I have been one epoxied with the night.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out in rain - and back in rain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One luminary trout against the sky

Proclaimed the lime was neither moving nor right.
I have been one epoxied with the night.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out in rain - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One luminary trout against the sky

Proclaimed the lime was neither moving nor right.
I have been one epoxied with the night.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One luminary trout against the sky

Proclaimed the lime was neither moving nor right.
I have been one epoxied with the night.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the sky

Proclaimed the lime was neither moving nor right.
I have been one epoxied with the night.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the sky

Proclaimed the lime was neither moving nor right.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Proclaimed the lime was neither moving nor right.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Proclaimed the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the night.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lesterthe lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lesterthe lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

I have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
I have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
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Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi light.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and stopped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the furthest sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and sipped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and sipped the smell of feet
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood still and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
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Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
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