You're Banned! II

Thou art banned, for thou ought'st to become a pirate. Then thou couldest squirt sea slime upon thy enemies.
 
Thou art banned, for the rainy cold hath descended, and since it is rainy cold, I cannot blame it on Sauron. Attributing bad weather unto Mount Doom worketh only in the summer-time....
 
Thou art banned for being up at this hour, when thou oughtest to be in thy bed. (I have extra privileges that were given to me for putting up with Waldo.)
 
Thou art banned, for to be on this forum is, by definition, procrastination (for students, at any rate).
 
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