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Old 07-19-2005, 01:15 PM
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I wish I had gorgeous hair. (As opposed to my own, tolerable, hair.)
Granted..you now have gorgeous hair that's super silky and shines like crazy, you go to get a hair cut and you fall asleep in the chiar. You keep dreaming about naked mole rats and hairless cats who are breakdancing in the middle a bus, then it takes a turn and you begin dreaming about featherless parkeets who fall to the ground and splatter everytime they try to fly. When you wake up from these unusual daydreams the hair sylist gives you a bag with a baby pig in it. You look into the mirror and see half of your head completly bald.

I wish I lived in Scotland.
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Old 07-19-2005, 03:44 PM
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Granted. Howeveri it is during the time of of the Reformation. The Catholics accuse you of heracy and the Protestants accuse you of being Catholic. After being hunted down by both religious groups they decide to take turns buring you at the stake...

I wish I code play an instument (besides my nose )
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Granted - you learn to play the spoons. People laugh at you cos you havent learnt a REAL musical instrument. This causes deep psychological scarring and you resort to playing your spoons on the street for money. Eventually a passing unicorn tricks you into selling your spoons for a magic unicorn hair. However, the unicorn was actually a donkey in disguise so all you have is a useless donkey hair. You end up in a spookily familiar looking mental asylum.

I wish I would pass my Drivin Theory Test tommorow!!!
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:42 PM
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You pass your test, but you fail your english exam because your spelling is sooooo bad.


-I wish I could be perfectly tan all year long
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Granted. You have a perfect tan all year round...but an angry mob is formed...and you show them your tan, and they worship you for the rest of your days...until they start wondering, "Why does she always have a tan?" Your servants start getting suspicious, and they start believing you are a witch. You are taken from your sleep, and almost burned on the stake. You spend the rest of your days under the name of Billy-Bob George.

I wish I could win Canadian Idol
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Granted, but all the losers form an angry mob and run you out of Canada. You now have to live in the violent United States where you are looked upon as a stranger from that place up north that likes hockey so much. After living in the US, another angry mob (known as US citizens) run you out of the US because that's how friendly we know we all are. But you can't go back to Canada because of the mobs there, so you build yourself a house on the moon. But you forgot to wear your spacesuit, so when you go outside the check the mail, you die.

I wish I had a pet friendly dragon.
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Old 07-21-2005, 01:46 AM
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Granted. However, he misses his dragon family. As great as you are, you can't replace his loved ones back home. You have to make the heart breaing decsision to keep him with you, or let him go free.

You decide that it is best if he went home and you let him go. Days latter, while sitting in your home miserible and lonely, you hear a noise outside.

You rush to the door where your dragon is waiting faithfully at your side. Your hope returns and you are exceedingly happy. You decide to ride your dragon up into the heavens. Everything is going great.

However, your dragon didn't see the 747 jet liner... you both get sucked into the engine and are thrown out over a 30sq mile patch of the Pacific Ocean...

I wish I was a mod (man, am I being inconspicuous or what? )
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granted, but everybody else at narniafans.com gets tired of posting at the forum and quits. You have the forum to yourself, and thus, nobody to moderate.

ok, that was far-fetched.

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Old 07-21-2005, 12:55 PM
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Granted. However, (You mean your Mac, right?) It comes disassembled... You spend hours trying to put it together but can't. You send it back to Manufacturer and they fix the problem and ship it back... However it arrives on the exact day that you were previously going to get it...

I wish I were a rich man...
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Nanananananananana, granted but.... you'd have all the money in the world if you were a rich man!!!! The bank is suspiscious as to the origins of your new found wealth. You are imprisoned for fraud and money lanudering and spend the rest of your life there cos you are forgotten about.

I wish I were a mod..............oops wait I am!!! Oh well.... have to think of something else!!!

I wish I had an Ipod.
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