Dear Freckles,
Our mad buffaloes are from different continents (Sushi's American, Toodles is Swiss) and have different life goals (Sushi--be creative or, failing that, destroy things; Toodles--think about ethics, write about ethics, and lecture other people on ethics). They sort of respect each other at times, but Toodles once made Sushi watched a video lecture on Why Kantian Ethics Precludes Smashing Up Dufferland. Their relationship hasn't been the same since.
Sincerely,
Glen