Mr. and Mrs. Who?

Telmarines are supposed to like severed heads (although Sopes will probably deny this). They do not like trees.

Also note that I have never earned a nickname like "Freck the Impaler" and do not consider it my duty to encourage maximum effusion of blood on the forum.
 
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Glenbopit, you have earned every nickname I have ever given you.

So why do you need to count things you hate in order to improve your maths skills?
 
It's more memorable that way.

Also, the problem with your nicknames is that you've given me about fifty million, and they're always changing. I'd need a phone app dedicated to recording the nicknames you've made up just to keep track of them all.
 
I am incapable of creating a phone app, so, no, I haven't stored any names, and no, I am not sweet.

Also: we both know that a lot of those names were entirely spontaneous and did not involve any forethought whatsoever.
 
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