Dear Miss Freckles,
This is the 1st century. Predict whatever you want, but it doesn't happen in this century, what good is it? It's about time someone around here was practical. You have no idea how difficult it is, living in a port city and trying to keep your son focused on the real world. When he was growing up, it was always, "Look, mother! the ship is going to Egypt!" and "Look, mother, what's that thing painted on the side? can I have one?" I worked very hard to keep him grounded. I'm not sure it paid off. Mothers are terribly underappreciated.
Sincerely,
Eutychus's mother