Poetry: Duffer style

fish_wwjd_frog

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Post your completely random poetry here!!! You can post your own poems, or you can write one line, and have the next couple of people add on a little to it. I'll try to get the poems I have already written and post them here, so that they are all in one spot. Have fun!!!
 
This is my wonderful (yeah, right) poetry so far.

Ode to Sparkling Jello

Sparkling jello is oh, so good
Sparkling jello eat, everyone should
Sparkling jello tingles the mouth
Sparkling jello east, west, north, and south.


Ode to the LPG

The LPG isn't a pun
Oh when will it ever be done?
although it's fun and games right now
I know I'm gonna win somehow.


The oddities of Duffers (this was written in response to Holyboy666's "You people scare me")

Are you implying that it's bad to be random?
So what if it's not all narnia fan-dom?
Though, even if it is, it's still very odd
If you don't understand us, just smile and nod!!
 
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Down to Starlight Lane,
where all the elephants play.
The moon shines up
and the trees dance bright;
Together, they swim in blue
and drink the cool.

That was my experience
On Starlight Lane.

weird, huh?
 
the curtains are pink
and the window is blue
you are insane
and i am too


posted this in the to the wonderful land of the duffer thread......i just was being random and kapow! you got a poem!!! hehe
 
Sid
There once was a turnip named Sid
who slipped all at once till he hid
he opened a lid,
saying, "I have not slid!"
and forever after he crid...

I posted this inspiring limerick in the Duffer thread.:D
 
There was a strawberry that hopped out the door
It met its poor end on top of the floor
The floor cried its head off and rolled to the store
 
oho..pin back your ears..Rosy's feeling poetic...

I am a Duffer
I like to Duff

What do you talk about?
Oh you know, stuff.
 
the tomatoes are rotting away down there
they're rotting while you run around
lets have one and see if we die
for together we can be free
 
I wrote this when I realized we needed a poem in Language Arts class over like.. five minutes. This was from last year:

The sun is blinding,
I can't see,
Oh my gosh,
Someone please help me!

Yes, so random and lame..
 
lets go over the mountain
lets go over the hill
lets go over the cliff face
and fall to our death we will




why are my poems alwasy about something strange and then all of a sudden someone dies? :p
 
The oak oars. (Try saying this one aloud!!)

I row along, can you inform me?
Are our oars oak?
You answer back; I shout with glee
Our oars are oak!!
 
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The oak oars. (Try saying this one aloud!!)

I row along, can you inform me?
Are our oars oak?
You answer back; I shout with glee
Our oars are oak!!



whoa!!! that is HARD!!!!
 
i did this for english class, believe it or not.

my dinka poem:

inspired by Janet Sparrow, Edwina Scissorfingers, and DreamCrusher

Dedicated to Janet Sparrow (ewww not legal)

My Jeph P. Donny

My Jeph P. Donny is like a wild mustang galloping across the wastelands of sorrow.
His dreamy locks are like Simba's untamable mane.
His undead body is like a lean slab of pork.
Those sparkling brown eyes are like the amber from Jurassic Park (except there are no dinosaurs)
His leathery skin is like a buffalo hide canvass and
His many tattoos are like markers down memory lane.
The fiery passion of his acting is like the burning sun.
He is currently in his prime years and is like the answer to the ultimate question.

His piracy overwhelms me.
I will live to see his next great accomplishment thought they may be wasted years.
I will gather his legacies and
I will preserve his essence for genereations to come.
His chistled face reminds me of the Greek-god Zeus (with less children)
I will become a genetic scientst to recreate his splendor for future years.


Mr. Donny (better known as Mr. Johnny Depp) you truly are an inspiraton.

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT OBSESSED with Johnny Depp. I was "feverish" when I wrote the poem and read it in front of the class.

CHILDOFASLAN
 
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You give me something to walk on
When there is a deep hole
You protect the world
From an unhappy fall
You’re hard on the outside
So we can tread where we wish
You are a savior
Keeping rancid smells contained
So nothing atrocious shall reach our noses
Many people underestimate your intelligence
You’re like an exotic pet
Only cared for by those with imagination

My friend and I came up with this a couple months ago. The Sewer cap is real, and lives in our school courtyard. ^_^

Then there's this one as well...

Clowns are the route to all evil
They may seem happy
But they are truly maniacal,
Insane, creepy, killers.

I’ve known since I was 4
Of the true clown evilness
Their demented souls are set
On world domination (much like the squirrels)

If you have never worn a clown costume
Then you will never truly know
How evil
Clowns are inside

For inside those colorful body bags
You think thoughts that are so villainous
And so cruel, you wouldn’t believe it
Trust me, I know.
 
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