The Duffer Award!
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Miss Freckles
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apparently i killed this one. or rather, all those duffers who didn't reply did. or... ah, confusing.
anyhow, dufferland shall rise again.
dufferland: *rises*
mf: *pushes lossendil off the edge* haha.
anyhow, dufferland shall rise again.
dufferland: *rises*
mf: *pushes lossendil off the edge* haha.
Olórin the Wise
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Is Dufferland a cliff, then?
that would't really surprise me, actually.
that would't really surprise me, actually.
Olórin the Wise
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Ah, but my beard draws me ever back toward Dufferland...
...ouch.
...ouch.
Olórin the Wise
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*beard regrows faster than it can be burned*
It has a mind of its own, you see.
Which can be annoying sometimes.
It has a mind of its own, you see.
Which can be annoying sometimes.
Olórin the Wise
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-.-
Why did you throw out the beard's mind? Now it's trying to borrow mine!
Why did you throw out the beard's mind? Now it's trying to borrow mine!
Lady Callandra
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you had a mind? 0.o.....oh...so that's what that weird jiggly thing behind the books of cobwebs was...>.>......I think the maid through it out...
Olórin the Wise
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*sigh* Now the beard is fishing for a mind, either mine, its, or somebody else's, out from the edge of the cliff, with a fishpole made out of my left arm and fishing line made of my eyebrow hair and counterfeit dollar bills.
I do wish you people would stop trying to help. Not that I don't appreciate the intention, mind, but it only seems to make things worse.
Beard: A BITE! I GOT A BITE! *pulls up Sturdinae* Oh dear. you're not my mind.
Sturdinae: B-b-but I wanna be a mind... it's better than being an office chair, which is what I was before...
Beard: I suppose you'll have to do. *stuffs Sturdinae inside Olorin's head*
Sturdinae: Awk! Lemme out! *jumps around*
*sigh*
On second thought, any help would probably make things better, at this point.
I do wish you people would stop trying to help. Not that I don't appreciate the intention, mind, but it only seems to make things worse.
Beard: A BITE! I GOT A BITE! *pulls up Sturdinae* Oh dear. you're not my mind.
Sturdinae: B-b-but I wanna be a mind... it's better than being an office chair, which is what I was before...
Beard: I suppose you'll have to do. *stuffs Sturdinae inside Olorin's head*
Sturdinae: Awk! Lemme out! *jumps around*
*sigh*
On second thought, any help would probably make things better, at this point.
Olórin the Wise
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black cloak n. - A long story made repetitive.
And Derny, my beard is immune to cutting. It developed that little tendency years ago, which is why it's so long today...
And Derny, my beard is immune to cutting. It developed that little tendency years ago, which is why it's so long today...
Miss Freckles
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i love you guys.(by the way the very same last words of a certain office chair before he was forcibly removed from office.)
i wonder whether the beard can be, you know, lit on vire...